User's Discussions hazel

We've not switched for ages. Our current DD for gas and electricity is X per month. I can get a saving of £150 a year but if I want to go fixed tariff it'll be £25 or so extra. Is it worth fixing even...

Can we have le sbian back please? It's hardly offensive. Actually, it's more offensive that it's banned. I'm guessing this is American software? ?

Paverlova ? Dolphinoise potatoes ?

We've got friends staying for the weekend who are foody types and I need some inspiration as to what to cook. Starter, main and dessert, fairly easy to prep as we are all infant-wrangling. MrH doesn't...

If I were a naturist I think I might wear an apron when making tea. That is all.

Am getting a blow by blow account again ?

... is 46 ? Like, no way!

Zebra ?

We drove past Zeus at the weekend. I had to explain to MrH why I shouted "oh look it's Zeus!" in an excited voice ?

Eel ?

We've been invaded by the slimy bastards and they're eating everything. You can almost hear the feckers chomping. What can we do, apart from pick them off and chuck them over the fence? Do nematodes...

Inspire me. I always come up with loads of ideas the day afterwards ?

I'm going to cry tonight, I'm sure ?

Bristol is to get a bus lane along the M32 to encourage people to use public transport. Except there is no public transport along the M32. Nor is there anywhere to park outside the city to make...

Jeremy Vine is currently debating this. One aspect of the embryology bill is whether IVF should be available to le sbian couples or single women. Essentially, should IVF be used to create a child in a...

If you hire a function room in a pub, presumably they don't usually let you do your own catering?

Call the Midwife. Flipping brilliant. It's making me enormously thankful to be born in an era where antibiotics and epidurals are widely available. Have wept more than once.

(will be interested to see if that gets past the censor) Is it just the Jerusalem that invokes parpiness in the extreme or does the globe do it too? Am trying to narrow down why my mini-me and I are...

I don't get it. She's not attractive.

Why not? I keep trying but it comes out as one long paragraph. Any suggestions?

We don't see the smilies when posting - only the ones under "options" that go in the subject title. We can post using the code and double square brackets though. Not sure if it's Macs full stop or...

Have some friends coming for the weekend and need some food inspiration We were planning to do either steak/chips/peppercorn sauce (or bearnaise if MrH is not being a ***) or perhaps beef wellington...

If you're using Safari and your hard returns don't work, you need to type the less than symbol, then p then the greater than symbol where you want a paragraph break (it won't let me write it any other...

We've got a nest of them in our cherry tree and would like to identify them! Someone said they might be tent caterpillars and would kill the branch. They did make a cocoon thingy

1-0 up. Just two more and we're laughing. Won't happen of course, for 'tis the 'Orns. We always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

...back to the forums?

This must be American software - "breast" was censored (ban now lifted) but "bollocks" wasn't

And how come mine is 1? Is it cos I is gobby?

It'll take some getting used to but it's so customisable and the new search/tag facilities will be great.

A friend of mine is working on a new show coming to BBC1 later this year and they can't decide what to call it. They're keen to gauge opinion so If you have two minutes could you go to this site and...

Watching Embarassing Illnesses on C4 and am a little shocked at how many people put it off. I'm overdue but only because I've had a baby and was advised not to have one in pregnancy, or for the first...

This looks so wrong [V]