Activity of Consuela Banana Hammock

I posted on OT earlier that following a stupid drunken dancing incident a week ago[:I], I have now been told I have torn the three major ligaments in my foot and chipped a piece off my ankle. ? I have been told to rest completely for 2 weeks...

Last weekend I injured my foot during a highly embarrassing bout of drunken dancing. I ignored it as best I could and did daft things like drive from Birmingham to Exeter on it and then from Birmingham to Newcastle. I finally went to A&E this...