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I've just voiced my displeasure at my colleague who plonked a pack of raw chicken breasts on top of my chocolate mousse in the company fridge, and she clearly thinks I'm a bit loopy now?. Would you have been bothered by that, or am I getting obsessed...

Is it just me? I've just had Peter Cetera - Glory of Love on repeat for about 20 minutes and I'm not bored yet? I also do this with Meatloaf - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad? Oh and it is important to sing along out of key at the same time? Oh gosh, it's...

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I know I'm a cooking numpty, I'm sorry? I have chicken, a red pepper and mushrooms. I don't want to make stir fry as it's too slimey and boring. What else can I do with it please? I've tried looking on both the BBC and Sainsbury's websites, but when...

I have found out that my estranged husband wishes to divorce me on the grounds of adultery. Furry muff... However we have lived apart for over 2 years now, is there any benefit to be had for asking him if he will change the grounds to focus on this...

Urgh. Mr G popped out briefly and returned to find the front door wide open and his wallet, ipod, PSP, bunch of DVDs all taken ☹️ I'm at work and supposed to be going out tonight for a colleague's leaving do - do you think I should can that and go to...

I've just fired up my laptop and the wifi detector has asked me if I want to connect to 'Deirdre Sausage' ? Can anyone or their neighbours beat that for a ridiculous name??

Mrs Waitrose shopper here?. I accidentally fell into Aldi earlier to buy some marinated artichokes on the way home from work, and ended up with the following: bunch of peonies jar marinated artichokes jar sundried tomatoes jar roasted red &...

Do I toast the bread or not? Do I butter the bread/toast? Do I put ketchup in? Anything else? Thank yooooo ?

Every Friday lunchtime, a bunch of us from work have lunch at the same place in town. The barman is a friendly, laid-back kind of guy who is always very pleasant to me (but COMPLETELY not my type, age, or anything else LOL). This week, I went to get...

The side of my tooth has fallen off (that'll teach me for not going to the dentist for 4.5 years?) and I need to get it fixed asap. There are a few NHS dentists in the area but the one my friends go to has an 8 week waiting list for an appointment,...

Any recommendations for a nice pretty hotel in Liverpool please? Centrally located to the nightlife and shops (natch!) would be good - I've found 62 Castle Street but that seems to be way past the docks if my geography and sense of direction is to be...

I haaaaate my boobs 🥱 They look so matronly in everything 🥱🥱 I have a wedding to go to in a few weeks and I bought this dress which looks good on (if a bit booby - a pretty vest underneath might be required), but I think it might be a bit casual for...

I have a huge patch of weeds instead of a flowerbed - thistles and that horrible green sticky spikey-shaped weed with a shallow root, you know it sort of velcros itself to you when you touch it? I've bought some small lavender and rosemary bushes and...

Just got back from work and have more work to do at home, gah. I need a glass of wine to alleviate the boredom of it all. But all I have is a bottle of Paul Masson California white wine that some kind soul left here after a barbecue the other week....

Slightly random work-related question but does anyone know if the British troops in Afghanistan are allowed to drink while they're over there? Any knowlege gratefully received [[flower icon]]