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If a man said to you that they'd "give you a massage with their love juice" would you think they were making a pervy joke?

I agreed to sell my MILs washer dryer on Fleabay, because she doesn't know how to work t'interweb. We went through all the options and she decided to put in on at 99p to stimulate bidding (6 year old Hotpoint in very good working condition) The...

I'd like to have a go at making some summer dresses for myself, and maybe crocheting a little shrug / summer cardi for work. I like the idea of something strappy but long. I can't seem to find the right sort of patterns, most things are quite...

Can I have a whinge about people who don't pay invoices, then get very humpy when they receive a solicitors letter? ? They receive several reminders by letter / email / phone call, offering sympathy if they can't pay etc and gradually explaining that...

I feel as rough as a badger's derriere. I ache, I feel exhausted and I have a horrible one sided burning pain on the right side of my back that's hurting up my arm and down my leg. It feels for all the world as though I have shingles. I have had it...

I don't go into Aldi all that often - a couple of times a year and then get so cross that I don't go back for ages ? The customer service is truly appalling. Each time I have been I have been asked to put my trolley in a certain position and the...

I am so fucked off. I have a PT job where I am co-ordinating a large partnership of schools and colleges (6 schools, 3 colleges, 1 uni) to introduce a new qualification from next Sept. The implications are massive and it will revolutionise the school...

I know this is an impossible question ? We are being tormented by a house we love, that has come down in asking price (significantly) twice. We're thinking of just putting this house on the market and seeing what happens. I just wondered what other's...

I've offered to buddy my brother with a cheap food regime (I have thought how to word this several times: I don't mean cheap food, but making the most of nice ingredients that don't cost a fortune). My aim is to feed a family of four on the same...

I taught myself to crochet last week ? I am so chuffed it's untrue ? I am attempting to make an afghan blanket - I've managed six squares (which are all roughly the same size - woohoo) and I'll post a picture later. How are you all getting on?

'TLIUNT' I guess it was meant to say 'T Hunt' but i read it as 'twunt' (which suited the driver no end) ?

Do you do this? I am not in touch with my ex-H. we've been split up 10 years and were together for 6. Yesterday my ex before him (we split 17 years ago ?) contacted me on Facebook. I feel really strange about it. We lived together, and were engaged,...

Ideally online to be delivered elsewhere in the UK? £100 seems about the norm, and this seems expensive to me. ?

I am absolutely furious, and ranting, and this is probably going to come out all wrong but I need to vent somewhere. Any practical tips or ideas would be appreciated because I am at the end of my tether. I thought I had done OK when he was younger -...

My brother is in a lot of financial difficulty and has asked me to help him sort it out. I can't offer him money, but I have offered to be a buddy, which he seems really pleased about. I need to get our finances into better shape too, and it's a good...

I have to go to a meeting soon and I am dreading it. Basically I co-ordinate a partnership and one of the partners is likely to pull out because of lack of interest from their students. My boss has instructed me to go and give them a rollicking /...