Activity of Sare

Was looking earlier in B&Q at some gorgeous wallpaper I've fallen in love with, and decided that at £25 a roll, even a feature wall was going to cost £75- £100 and I couldn't justify it. Come home to find an email telling me I've won a...

I've just sent a rude voice text to my home phone so I could hear the posh lady say smutty things. It entertained me enough to put off sorting out the spare room.

Master Sare the Younger got an ice cream with his brother from the van that came round. He's 5 so perfectly capable of eating one unsupervised, except for some reason, the lady had stuck 3 bubble gum balls on top. He now has grey sticky hands that I...

Dear Incompetent Bunch of Twats, I feel moved to write this faux letter to you due to the anger that is now boiling inside me, and hope that by writing down my thoughts on your piss poor operation I will be less inclined to take out my frustrations...