Activity of flailing wildly

Just thought I'd post this whilst I thought about it (have to dash off in a bit so will reply later). Dating etiquette. What's your take on this? I was under the impression that the normal, nice and sensible approach was to go on a couple of dates...

I've recently begun to receive text messages from several unknown numbers, which whilst not yet at the 'nuisance' stage I have a feeling might turn so. The first one I received, , I texted back with a message along the lines of 'Sorry, I don't...

It's only just occurred to me that the model who Madonna has been knocking around with for a while .... is called Jesus. Well, obviously I realised what his name was, the ridiculousness of her going out with someone called Jesus has only just...

I really fancy scrambled eggs on toast. Only scrambled eggs on toast will do. But the shop is shut, I'm already in my PJ's, and I don't have any milk ? Is there anything that would work instead of milk? Any suggestions welcome. Bear in mind that a...