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SillyWrong
Beginner October 2014

101 Hilarious alternative names for your foof

SillyWrong, 15 May, 2014 at 09:14 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 15

Stolen from http://www.morebeans.com/publications/716-101-hilarious-things-you-can-call-your-lady-garden--102?uid=196683&alh=796adfc0691dd266320676437c5aacf7&utm_campaign=Mbbestbits&utm_content=180412641&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Mbbestbits_email

1. The Bearded Princess
2. Clasping Buttress
3. The Wardrobe to Narnia
4. Vagasurus
5. Disco Flaps
6. The Victory Garden
7. The Notorious V.A.G.
8. The Raspberry Cave
9. Ruby Fruit Jungle
10. Grundle
11. Frankenmuff
12. Crumpet
13. My Lasagna
14. Mooncup Vessel
15. Velvet Snapper
16. The Creamery
17. Honey Badger
18. Major Tom
19. Fiddly Bits
20. Baldy Capaldi
21. Princess Mufflepuff
22. Muffin Protector
23. Paradise Slice
24. Jazz Cafe
25. Babycave
26. Gandalf
27. Flappy Shlongstocking
28. Great Cthulhu
29. The Duke
30. Golden Virginia
31. Gigglebox
32. Flange Pot
33. Overlord Snigglebottoms
34. The Great Divide
35. Loveoven
36. Tickle Bucket
37. Hogwarts
38. Vagissimo
39. Whisker Biscuit
40. The Fertile Delta
41. Downtown Bonanza
42. Lipps Inc.
43. Mrs. Sprinkles
44. Bear Grylls
45. University of Michigan
46. Vaginamite
47. Strawberry Muller Corner
48. Lord Vulvamort
49. Cute Little Euphemism
50. Excelsior!
51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs
52. Crumplezone
53. Hippos Yawn
54. Mermaid Purse
55. Little Man in the Canoe
56. The Twilight Zone
57. Cinnamon Portal
58. She Who Must Not Be Named
59. The Situation Room
60. Mixed Pickle
61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button
62. Chonky Dingle-pips
63. Crotch Puppet
64. Moonjuicer
65. The Great Barrier ***
66. Peacemaker
67. Polly Pocket
68. George W.
69. Beaverville
70. Tender Slot Machine
71. Huggy Bear
72. Sweet Niblets
73. Tea Cake
74. Heathcliffe
75. Electric Tinkerbell
76. Home Entertainment Centre
77. Benedict Cumberbatch
78. Front Office
79. Squish Mitten
80. Jungle of Love
81. Bottlenose Flan Flan
82. Scaramanjita
83. Girltown
84. Bumbaclart
85. The Channel Tunnel
86. Baroness von Poontang
87. Brandysnap
88. Wet Lettuce
89. Um Bongo
90. Blunderbuss
91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk
92. Count Flapula
93. Unobtanium
94. Funkytown
95. Night Prowler
96. Captain Cooter
97. Fruit of the Sea
98. Le Vestibule
99. Cosmic Oyster
100. The Spasm Chasm
101. Lady Cake

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Latest activity by McFarley, 16 May, 2014 at 13:14
  • *J9*
    VIP March 2014
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    I particularly love "disco flaps"

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  • mooshy
    Beginner April 2014
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    This did make me giggle, I might adopt the name vagasaurus.

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  • Ali_G
    Beginner October 2012
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    Um Bongo is just wrong because it's one of my dad's nicknames ?

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  • AuntieBJ
    Beginner September 2014
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    I do solemnly declare that my foof will from now on be known as Baroness von discoflaps, the cosmic oyster.

    ?

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  • ATB
    Beginner August 2014
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    Haha - if you look up a musician on Youtube: Keving Bl**dy Wilson - He's got a song called You Can't say C... In Canada that has lots more!!!

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  • daisymoo86
    Beginner July 2016
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    From now on I shall refer to my foof as a mermaid purse!

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  • Hoddy
    Beginner July 2014
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    I couldn't see hairy axewound on the list! That one grosses me out the most.

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  • Panjita
    Beginner May 2011
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    I remember my dad coming back form Australia with one of his tapes! Something about a pubic hair stuck on his lip...?

    Flange Pot is my favourite.

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    I cannot even tell you how happy "Bearded Princess" makes me.

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  • Panjita
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  • InkedDoll
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    The one I like best, which isn't on there but I've heard Sarah Millican use in stand-up, is "spam folder" Smiley smile

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  • *Funky*
    Beginner January 2001
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    Beef curtains!

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  • DrBuffles
    Beginner August 2014
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    Count Flapula is my fave although maybe it should be Countess?

    Shared this with my friends on FB.

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  • cinnamon009
    Beginner December 2014
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    According to No 57 I should be calling it my portal. ? Sounds like something off star trek!

    A girl I used to work with told everyone her OH called hers 'wizard sleeve' not realising that it wasn't exactly complimentary.

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  • Erin8
    Beginner June 2014
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    Oh dear....

    There are some great names on this list!

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  • McFarley
    Beginner September 2014
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    I can't believe "sausage pocket" is not in there! x

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