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Mrs Magic
Beginner May 2007

A text message I received late last night

Mrs Magic, 18 February, 2009 at 10:25 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 10
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[sic] Bob* am not moaning it not nice going to your house and like a fool i was thinking about my self gonne start thinking of my son who i love becoz that all am thinking of becoz dont want hurt are joe* becoz he love you and it me was been good him i would of full for you just hurt my self your hard in that way when i was marrie to you it becoz you never been a dad to joe have with your other kids never joe and you know it the truth so only time if joe get ill i ring you still is your son thanks anyway

Oh dear. I feel really sorry for whoever sent the text and I hope Bob got the text in the end but boy was it hard to read! I replied saying she had the wrong number but she probably thought I was Bob just saying that! ?

*names changed to protect the innocent!

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Latest activity by Mrs Magic, 18 February, 2009 at 13:50
  • flailing wildly
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    My eyes and head hurt from trying to figure all that out ?

    Oh dear, you'd think that would be a number the sender had saved in their phone, wouldn't you?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I would have gone with the "ignore and delete" option. ?

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    I normally would but I hated the thought of her thinking Bob had her text and was intentionally not replying. ?

    Bless her. FW, I had to read it 4/5 times before I managed to figure it out. ?

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  • AnnaBanana
    Beginner July 2007
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    <eyes bleeding>

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  • Gone With The Whinge
    Beginner July 2011
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    It appears that my SIL has your number ?

    Except "Bob" changes every week, usually ?

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  • monkey fingers
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    I had a text a few weeks ago about 11 at night, asking me where I was

    I replied to say I think they had the wrong number,

    They replied straight back saying no they didn't they had just me in a 'pub' at 'so and so's' hen do,

    I replied that no they hadn't. they had the wrong number.

    They replied telling me 'not to be like that'

    x

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  • SK Returns
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    How did Hitcher tashandy get your number?

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  • stafoo
    Beginner October 2007
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    Can someone interpret for me please? My brain hurts.

    I once got a text message from one of my friends which was obviously meant for his dealer! Can't remember the exact street terms used but he was enquiring as to the availability of certain powerdery substances. I text him back and he was very sheepish about it... ?

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  • Oriana
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    My head hurts from reading that. I have still not recovered from getting a text from my friend telling me in explicit detail what she was doing to herself - was obviously meant for her boyfriend who's name is above mine in her phone book.

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    I sent a fairly explicit text once, which was meant for my ex (in the early days, what can I say ?) but sent it to my gay best friend instead. The poor guy probably hasn't recovered. ?

    I'm not sure I could translate it stafoo!

    MF, you broke the poor lad's heart! ?

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