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Anone had a spitroast?

Bride2Beep, 20 March, 2009 at 14:49 Posted on Planning 0 27
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Hi!

Just wondered whether anyone else had had a spitroast? My H2B and his best man seem obsessed with the idea but I'd always imagined something more traditional...I'm not sure how I feel about spending the first night of my married life so stuffed with meat!

H2B says I'm being a stick in the mud ☹️

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Latest activity by crafty em, 21 March, 2009 at 14:23
  • CountDuckula
    Beginner August 2009
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    I'm sure it will be fine, just make sure you wipe those meaty juices from your mouth when you're done.

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  • Ms T
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    How amusing

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  • chicken82
    Beginner May 2009
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    Omg this has just made me laugh out loud!!

    um, i wont say anything else.....

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  • xxxsnowbunnyxxx
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    OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I just nearly fell off my chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • chids
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    Sorry bu this has just made me ?

    Childish i know but it sounds terribly rude!

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  • C
    Beginner June 2009
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    WSBS!!! Ha ha.............. ?

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  • Ms T
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    Bearing in mind it's a first post I think it is meant to be rude. either that or someone should really have a word to stop them embarrassing their nan or something!

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  • xxxsnowbunnyxxx
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    I think it is meant to be rude.

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  • ooh la la
    Beginner August 2013
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    DITTO.....PISSING MY FOOKIN PANTS!!

    The wording is AWESOME!!! Bookmarked to show OH when he gets home!!!

    HAAAAAAAAA

    AAAA

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  • CountDuckula
    Beginner August 2009
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    Perhaps the OP might want to consider cutting the cake with a pork sword instead of a knife?

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  • ooh la la
    Beginner August 2013
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    Just read your original reply to the post and I spat on my screen with laughter!!

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  • C
    Beginner June 2009
    claireac ·
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    Stop!! You're making me laugh! I'meant to be working and laughing kinda gives it away as spreadsheets are NOT funny!

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  • bluewater
    Beginner August 2009
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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  • AliLindsey
    Beginner November 2009
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    What with this and Ooh la la's pic, it's been a good day for funny posts!

    LOL!

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  • milna
    Beginner May 2009
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    ? My ribs hurt!

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  • hely08
    Beginner September 2009
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    R O F L !!! ?[:'(]?

    made my fri afternoon !!

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  • teeheeyoucrazyguys!
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    BRILLIANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OW.

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  • P
    Beginner May 2009
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    As I read the opening line I thought I might be the only person with a dirty mind but now I know we are all the same on here!!

    Hahahahaha

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  • The Sock Chicken
    Beginner August 2010
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    Same here ?

    It was the bit where she says she 'doesnt want to spend her first night as a married woman so stuffed with meat' that made me cry with laughter! Thought I was going to pee myself!

    Is this bride genuine and us just rude? Or is this someone having a laugh?!!!

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  • bec84
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    Waaaaaaaaaaaahh! I opened this hoping I wasn't the only one who had such a mucky mind!

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  • Snow Patroller
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    C'mon ladies I think we all know this is a troll - a highly amusing troll tho'!

    Classic Carry on up the Aisle humour ... wish I'd seen it before now - i had a crap day @ work and this would have possibly made it less crap!!

    I desperately wanted to post a witty reply to this using a few tongue in cheek play on words but I'm a HIB and have to consider my google searches!

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  • Spamboule
    Beginner October 2008
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    I quite like a troll every now & then - this one is pretty harmless...

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  • I
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    Ha haha! im gonna save this to show OH! and my flatmates!

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  • busybee29
    Beginner July 2010
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    Oh my god thats so amusing sat here laughing so hard OH told me to shut up now he is laughinig too!!!

    p.s whats a troll??!!

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  • Snow Patroller
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    I agree - a bridge dweller with hairy feet of this nature is a welcome moment of light heartedness! Spitroast ..... classic.

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    Yes, we are!! Welcome to Guttersville!!

    Brilliant?

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  • The Sock Chicken
    Beginner August 2010
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    Completely agree. Bet they dont get threads like this over at Confetti!!! ?

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  • crafty em
    Beginner June 2008
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    ?come on, own up, who's the troll, lol

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