Anyone had their anus bleached?

One question; why???????????????????????? (would you...)

Why? To make your chocolate starfish a white starfish...

Cos it looks nicer?

Nope. I don't know anyone who has either.

LMAO, oh my god I can't believe you started this!!!!!?

Nestle milky stars?

I wonder if people like Elton John have had it done? He is more likely to have people looking at his afterall...

Well there is a scene on Bruno!

People? Like a group ensemble?

Bleachbum ?

http://www.bleachbum.com/anal-bleaching-techniques.html

Yeah Anus Anonymous?

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You can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure that the area remains clean and stain free.

Using a moist wipe is especially important if you are in the process of bleaching that area. Baby wipes can work if you have some handy but you can't flush them. Cottonelle Moist Wipes are probably a better choice for adults. They are flushable. You don't have to worry about clogging your plumbing.'

? I didn't ever think it was literally poo stains?

I just googled anal bleach and I got...

have bleached my anus, will God be mad?

will lemon juice do the trick?

and..

I beach my anus society group!

ETA - with 33 members!

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I nearly spat tea all over my laptop?

Did it not go well then?

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So interesting about the moist wipes. Well it's true that you learn something new everyday. That's another to add to the list for the old beauty routine?

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me too.

My ex husband went to my parents house and while he was there used the toilet.......after he left my mum went in there....he had only used the bleach toilet wipes instead of the andrex ones.....serves him right he was only there to cause trouble.....my mum said he did leave in a hurry!!.....I think anal bleaching would be right up his street....he has everything waxed anyway!?