5 people you want to punch in the face

Myleen Klass............5 times please!!!!

Gary Linekar

Cheryl Cole

Claire Balding

Lily Allen

i cant think of a fifth one

1. Kerry Katona

2. Anthea Turner

3. Grant Bovey (sensing a theme!)

4. Ray Quinn also, his grin really winds me up!

5. Jane McDonald

1. Alex Zane

2. Kelvin McKenzie

3. Ray Quinn

4. Phil Brown

5. Piers Morgan

edit

H just pointed out I haven't chosen any women, so here's 5 women!

1. Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

2. Carole Malone

3. Kate Nash

4. Trinny Woodhall

5. Melanie Phillips

1) john barrowman

2) myleene klass

errrr...i'll come back to you

3) colleen 'im so down to earth and have acheived so much under my own steam' rooney

4) john terry and his WAG...just for asking for harrods vouchers for their wedding. i mean exactly what did they need to save up for?

still considering the fifth...kerry has a lot if punches pending already so think i'll give her a miss

Surprisngly, I struggled as well although I'm not sure why as I'm constantly bitching about celebs on TV.

1) Natascha kaplinski

2) Eamon Holmes

3)The best man from the wedding I went to last week

4)Sherrie Longhi

5)Max Clifford

I'm not a violent person but..

1. George W Bush

2. Tony Blair

3. Robert Mugabe

4. Tzipi Livni

I don't have a 5th yet.

The only person I'm harbouring violent thoughts about just now is the person who thought up list 5 utterly meaningless items and clog up my fabcebook page with endless crap.

4 punches for my boss and one for Myleene.

I would like to punch two of my 'colleagues' in the face. Hard.

I really wouldn't want to punch anyone else, so I'll give a firm flick on the forehead to

3) Ulrika ka ka

4) Frankie Boyle

5) Kate Winslet

I have a colleague who is such a tool it begars belief. I would so punch him - actually, i'd rather gunge him with elephant poo or something. Just a ritual humilation would do - he's the sort who would have been processed backwards on a donkey on the way to the stocks in a byegone era. I'd be selling snacks at such an event.

can i have a BOGOF on the 'chefs' in "Big cook little cook " please - fucking SO annoying kids programme. I would get medievil on them right in the balls during the cleaning up dance and use electrodes every time they say "wahaay!" (oh no, i have inadvertently gone and set the theme tune off in my head now. THANKS)

There is a local politician who is ranking up there as one of the world's most massive cockheads IMO. He'd be in line for one of my speciality good hidings fo' sho'!

Another left hook for Mylene Klass as well please. She needs a bloody good desmugifying. I'd like to slam the piano lid shut on her in the pantenne advert (the music would carry on of course, since it's NOT her playing)

yeah, i should have some political ones as welli guess and do my civic bit for the world and do for someone like Bush, Mugabe, all religious extremists or any of those bastards who still got a six + figure bonus after fucking up the economy with their greed and stupidity.

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And breath..........?

1. Carole whats her face from Loose Women

2. Kerry Katona

3. Peter Andre

4. the woman from the bingo advert who dances around in her pj's

5. Jack Tweed

That was harder than I thought it would be!

My soon to be ex hubby

my best friend

my solicitor

kerry katona's hubby

jack tweed

1. Myleene Klass

2. That Carol from Loose women

3. My OH's ex wife

4. Katie Price

5. The nextdoor neighbours

...I could name 5 more, i'm just an angry person at the moment ?

1. Eamonn Holmes

2. Adrian whatever his name is from the One show

3. Richard Madeley

4. Fiona Phillips

5. Madonna (actually i'd prefer to slap and shake her rather than punch)

Odd that these are mostly TV presenters when I rarely watch TV....those four are enough to put anyone off.

Mine are all very unimportant celeb types but they p*ss me off!

1 - Spencer Pratt from The Hills - name says it all really

2 - Angelina Jolie

3 - Ashley Cole keep it in your pants FFS

4 - Tim Westwood

5 - Paris Hilton, she has no purpose

Now, this takes some thinking about!

1. Alan Hanson

2. Russel Grant

3. Jo Whiley (complete sycophant - makes me want to ?)

4. Sarah Cox

5. Jody Latham (smug little twat)

ETA Since logging on to FB, I now see Zebras point! ?

I think my 5 were:

1. Neil & Christine Hamilton

2. The eyebrow kids (I wouldn't actually punch children but in my world the whole eyebrow thing wouldn't exist)

3. Anne Widdicombe.

4. Noel Edmonds.

5. Gordon Brown,

If I was given a courage/bravado potion meaning I could punch people in the face and didn't have to use it for the greater good of the world, I would go for

1. David Dickinson

2. Tony Robinson

3. Rachel Allen

4. Max Clifford

5. Fiona Phillips (who is incidentally hosting The Wright Stuff this week, why? Where am I going to get my current affairs from for this week now? ?

1. the *** who spiked my friend's drink with Ketamine and attacked her on Friday

2. Piers Morgan

3. Robert Mugabe

4. Jacqui Smith (actually I think I would spam her rather than punching her)

5. Damien Hirst (two-hand slap)

1. Kelly Brook. She's insipid. I hate her. What is it with her constant drivel about her weight? Why does she say in one interview that she's a size 16 up top, and then in another that she only weighs 8 1/2 stone. To both claims: my a r se, nob-head.

2. Lily Allen. Yuk, she's a minga. Put those thighs away, love <b i tch icon>

3. BOGOF for Steven Gerrard and his Ronsealed minga of a wife. I'm not bothered about football, but he grates on me so much with his dour, miserable face.

4. Political BOGOF for the gruesome twosome that s Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper. Judging by the state of them on Newsnight, parliamentary expenses are yet to extend to a hairbrush and a clothes iron. They're the biggest, most talentless milkers ever.

5. Any of the Loose Slags, but in particular Colleen bloody Nolan and Andrea yawnsome whatever she's called.

I'll use all mine on KN's 1st choice. That's horrible, hope your friend is ok.

. I with you there on Fiona Phillips. I really want to watch The Wright Stuff but no chance while she is there

Thanks, Jess and Chicken. She is sort of ok and out of hospital. There are some real fuckers in the world.

Sorry to bring down a light-hearted thread.

Ugh, that's awful Knownowt.

KN, how awful for your friend. I hope they catch the twat.

Loving peoples choices, see Fiona Phillips and Kerry Katona seem to be featuring in a few people hit lists. Maybe I could complie a top 5 hitched list ? from everyones answers.

Flissy, you are sooo cheating, theres about 15 people in your list.

5) jacqui smith. of course. how could i miss her out? and if the blow knocked over balls and cooper, more the better. with their 'second home allowances' for their 'individual family homes' in each of their constituencies. which are about 5 miles apart. bastards.

knownowt, that's so awful, have they got any suspects?

1. Cristiano Ronaldo

2. Slur Alex Whiskey Rednose Ferguson

3. Didier Drogba

4. Gordon Brown

5. Alistair Darling

1. Alex Ferguson

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

3. Howard Webb

4. Martin Foyle - Just because York are safe doesn't mean its been a good season, tw@t we were in the bottom 4 for 3 weeks and 5th from bottom for most of the season before.

5. My boss for being a smug Man Utd fan and running the length of the car park to rub in the fact that they are top of the league again when patients are around.. (disclaimer, only she has been one this weekend, I do not want to cause offence to any Man Utd fans on here)