Inspired by the other recent posts.....
What accent do you have? I am wondering if you hitchers sound anything like I imagine you do in my head from the way your write your posts.
For example some Scottish hitchers (well I assume they would speak with a Scottish accent) say 'wee' this and 'wee' that in their sentences (and us English tend to only say 'wee' if the conversation involves going to the toilet).
Ok so I'm from Kent originally and one of my Northern friends once described my accent as 'posh cockney' ha
GO!