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Clairy
Beginner October 2003

Any witty lyricists here?

Clairy, 19 June, 2008 at 15:51 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 12
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I need to think of an article headline about kids clubs. The article is quite practical - advantages of summer holiday childcare, with a list of local kids clubs.

I can't - for the life of me - come up with anything good.

Any ideas?

I am so crap at headlines it's untrue ?

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Latest activity by Clairy, 19 June, 2008 at 18:19
  • GMT
    Beginner December 2008
    GMT ·
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    Hmmm.

    Get your kids into club culture

    Not earthshattering is it ......

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  • Fairyclown
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    Sunshine Kids

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  • SophieM
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    Club culture?

    Ace clubs?

    Gone clubbing?

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    Beginner September 2007
    Tracie 8/9/07 ·
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    wanna go clubbing?

    summer fun

    Club Tropicana

    all a bit pants I am afraid, although i do now have the "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit ... join our club" jingle going round me head now

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    Oh thanks you lot, knew I could count on you. I have used "Gone clubbing" - cheers Sophie / Tracie.

    I am SO s h i t at headlines you would not believe. It really is an artform ?

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  • SophieM
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    No worries! I still owe you stuff, sorry I have been crap! When are you planning your next issue, I'll get you some ideas in good time.

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    Next one now is Sept / Oct although we're pretty full, we may have a guest writer (Dr Petra Boynton - have you heard of her? Doing a sex article). It might be best if you pitch for Nov / Dec or anything on teenage parenting, as we may have a new project in the bag ?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    Summer Clubbin, Had me a blast.

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  • SophieM
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    Cool - will do.

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    Oh FFS, that's bloody brilliant ?

    Why am I not witty? ?

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    Right, he is me udders, meJulies. Give em the Hitched treatment ?

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  • Mrs Winkle
    Beginner May 2007
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    Potty training - as easy as one, two, pee.

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  • Clairy
    Beginner October 2003
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    Excellent Wonkle ?

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