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Beginner October 2003

Any witty lyricists here?

Clairy, 19 June, 2008 at 15:51 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 12

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I need to think of an article headline about kids clubs. The article is quite practical - advantages of summer holiday childcare, with a list of local kids clubs.

I can't - for the life of me - come up with anything good.

Any ideas?

I am so crap at headlines it's untrue ?

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Latest activity by Clairy, 19 June, 2008 at 18:19

Beginner December 2008
GMT · 19 June, 2008 at 15:54
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Hmmm.

Get your kids into club culture

Not earthshattering is it ......
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Fairyclown · 19 June, 2008 at 16:21
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Sunshine Kids
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SophieM · 19 June, 2008 at 16:23
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Club culture?

Ace clubs?

Gone clubbing?
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Beginner September 2007
Tracie 8/9/07 · 19 June, 2008 at 16:26
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wanna go clubbing?

summer fun

Club Tropicana

all a bit pants I am afraid, although i do now have the "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit ... join our club" jingle going round me head now
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Beginner October 2003
Clairy · 19 June, 2008 at 16:32
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Oh thanks you lot, knew I could count on you. I have used "Gone clubbing" - cheers Sophie / Tracie.

I am SO s h i t at headlines you would not believe. It really is an artform ?
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SophieM · 19 June, 2008 at 16:34
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No worries! I still owe you stuff, sorry I have been crap! When are you planning your next issue, I'll get you some ideas in good time.
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Beginner October 2003
Clairy · 19 June, 2008 at 16:39
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Next one now is Sept / Oct although we're pretty full, we may have a guest writer (Dr Petra Boynton - have you heard of her? Doing a sex article). It might be best if you pitch for Nov / Dec or anything on teenage parenting, as we may have a new project in the bag ?
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Beginner September 2002
Sare · 19 June, 2008 at 16:41
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Summer Clubbin, Had me a blast.
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SophieM · 19 June, 2008 at 16:41
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Cool - will do.
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Beginner October 2003
Clairy · 19 June, 2008 at 16:43
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Oh FFS, that's bloody brilliant ?

Why am I not witty? ?
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Beginner October 2003
Clairy · 19 June, 2008 at 16:46
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Right, he is me udders, meJulies. Give em the Hitched treatment ?

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Beginner May 2007
Mrs Winkle · 19 June, 2008 at 16:49
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Potty training - as easy as one, two, pee.
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Beginner October 2003
Clairy · 19 June, 2008 at 18:19
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Excellent Wonkle ?
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