I know it's only because I'm upduffed with backache that I'm not out enjoying a properly organised local display that I'm having to endure this so I should just put and shut up.
But should I really have to put up with what I know is just relentless loud banging, with no accompanying pretty sparkles, set off by the charming local yeeeeeuwthz?!
STOP IIIIIT!!!
Bah Humbug