Skip to main content
ARE YOU A BUSINESS?

Post content has been hidden

To unblock this content, please click here

Katamari
Beginner August 2008

Anyone up for a bad jokes thread?

Katamari, 24 August, 2010 at 22:24 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 23
Saved
Reply

Rick Astley asked if he could borrow my Pixar films. I said "OK, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

Thankyou and goodnight!?

23 replies

Latest activity by Petal, 25 August, 2010 at 13:47
  • MellyMoo
    Beginner
    MellyMoo ·
    • Report
    • Hide content
    View quoted message

    ?

    • Reply
  • catarina
    Beginner
    catarina ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Is it bad that I laughed out loud at that one? Brilliant. I'm rubbish at jokes. Anymore?

    • Reply
  • Houdini
    Beginner August 2010
    Houdini ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    I love it!!

    What did 0 (zero) say to 8?

    Nice belt...

    (Second tumbleweed moment in one night, am going for a new record!)

    • Reply
  • mrs toosh
    Beginner December 2011
    mrs toosh ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    That was so bad it was funny.....think you will be ok after a good nights sleep hun xx

    • Reply
  • twf
    Beginner August 2009
    twf ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    I've got 2 that are my fave ... What goes ha ha boom? ..... A man laughing his head off How do you get pickachu on the bus .... Pokemon

    • Reply
  • Katamari
    Beginner August 2008
    Katamari ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Why is 6 scared of 7?

    Because 7 ate nine and ten.

    • Reply
  • mrs toosh
    Beginner December 2011
    mrs toosh ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    I love Aussie kisses......they are like french kisses

    but they happen down under!!

    • Reply
  • boogiebelle
    Beginner August 2009
    boogiebelle ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    I love bad jokes!

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boobies!

    What cheese is MADE backwards?

    Edam

    • Reply
  • slightlymad
    Beginner
    slightlymad ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Oh dear, is it wrong that I laughed at most of these?

    • Reply
  • Pina Colada
    Beginner September 2013
    Pina Colada ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Ooh the only joke I ever tell!

    What did the captain say to his men before they got on the ship?

    Get on the ship men ?

    • Reply
  • laineywhu
    Beginner July 2010
    laineywhu ·
    • Report
    • Hide content
    View quoted message

    No! I laughed out loud at all of them!

    • Reply
  • Juicymelons
    Beginner May 2010
    Juicymelons ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Errrrrrm

    Joined a self help group 4 people who talk too much. It's called On and On Anon................!

    • Reply
  • digitalskittles
    Beginner
    digitalskittles ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    ? I LOVE bad jokes. My H loves the fact he can get an easy laugh out of me for the worst jokes. I can't wait for him to come home so I can tell him the Rick Astley joke!

    • Reply
  • Petal
    Petal ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    ? I'm liking these. Now I have to think up some but I'm rubbish with jokes.

    • Reply
  • JellySweets
    Beginner September 2011
    JellySweets ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Whats big red and eats rocks?

    A big red rock eater

    • Reply
  • Juicymelons
    Beginner May 2010
    Juicymelons ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Just saw a nun riding on a clowns back. That's virgin on the ridiculous...........

    • Reply
  • mrs toosh
    Beginner December 2011
    mrs toosh ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Why do moths fly with their legs open?

    You seen the size of moth balls!!

    • Reply
  • V
    Beginner June 2004
    very excited ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    How do you make a hormone

    Don't pay her!

    • Reply
  • mrs toosh
    Beginner December 2011
    mrs toosh ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

    A baboom!

    • Reply
  • crafty em
    Beginner June 2008
    crafty em ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Whats the difference between hot and cold...........

    you can catch a cold

    Why did the hedgehog cross the road........

    to see his flat mate

    Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup.........

    Anyone can roast beef

    • Reply
  • Stazzle
    Stazzle ·
    • Report
    • Hide content
    View quoted message

    ? Amazing!!!

    Two cows are in a field. One says, "Moo." The other says "I was gonna say that"

    • Reply
  • Spamboule
    Beginner October 2008
    Spamboule ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    David & Victoria Beckham were relaxing at home doing jigsaws. Suddenly, David leapt up in excitement

    'Victoria! I've finished the Jigsaw already!'

    'Well done David,' said Victoria 'that only took you 4 weeks'

    'I know' said David 'and on the box it said 3-4 years'

    ?

    • Reply
  • Juicymelons
    Beginner May 2010
    Juicymelons ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    I set fire to an agoraphobic girl..................She wouldn't go out...............

    • Reply
  • Petal
    Petal ·
    • Report
    • Hide content

    Ok. I've got one. <clears throat>

    A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

    • Reply

You voted for . Add a comment 👇

×


Premium members

  • Q
    Qa Test I got married in August - 2022 North Yorkshire

General groups

Show more

Hitched article topics

Contest icon

Win £3,000 for your wedding

Join Hitched Rewards, where you can win £3,000 simply by planning your wedding with us. Start collecting entries, it's easy and free!

Enter now