Ask me a question.

Well I was going to google but ...

How long does it take for an increased dosage of carbamazepine to get into the system and work for someone with bipolar disorder?

Can hairy legs ever be attractive on a woman?

Why didn't my cake rise tonight?

Why does catfood smell so awful?

Should fertility treatment be available on the NHS?

What colour eyes are the nicest?

Is Boris Johnson a buffoon or someone dangerous masquerading as a buffoon?

Is Michael Jackson a paedophile in the purest sense of the word?

Why does my dishwasher sometimes leave bits on my glasses and cups?

Dunno.

(I'm honest)

Halflife is about 36 hours.

Why are you so darn needy?

At least you answered.

Ok another one - How many cats is too many? I'm considering a third.

Why am I still up even tho I am knackered ....?

OK ONE got one for you:

BT in our area are fcuktards, and we've just ordered our 3rd Homehub in the 2 years we've been with them- disconnected in January to set up a new contract, to get a new hub. This one is within warranty, so free replacement.

Now then- we're moving into town, and want to get Virgin instead of BT. If H calls up BT and talks to them, what's the likelihood of them accepting responsibility for having given us sh1t service for a very high price, and let us out of the contract early for free?

Can hairy legs ever be attractive on a woman?

Yes, In an Earth Mother-y fashion

Why didn't my cake rise tonight?

Leaky oven?

Why does catfood smell so awful?

Hey, cats eat rats

Should fertility treatment be available on the NHS?

ummmmm.... Tricky. And controvertial. Yes, but...../ No, unless

What colour eyes are the nicest?

Brown

Is Boris Johnson a buffoon or someone dangerous masquerading as a buffoon?

He's no bufoon

Is Michael Jackson a paedophile in the purest sense of the word?

Yes

Why does my dishwasher sometimes leave bits on my glasses and cups?

You're a mucky pup

My Daddy didn't breastfeed me.

You can never have too much money, too many shoes or too many cats.

Although I'd stop when I couldn't remember all of their names.

'Cos Hitched is so fecking gooood,

Nil.

Did you actually sign a contract?

Sometimes worth asking them to produce a copy.... These things go astray on occasion.

No, we didn't, as far as I can recall.. They just sent out the hub, and with a "welcome to BT" letter..

A signed contract isn't always neccessary. The fact that you have made use of the hub means you have accepted the terms and conditions of the contract. This is how it works with mobile phones and I imagine with many other things such as internet.