Back by ''popular demand''

? Just showed S and he wants one!

Whats your address????

Haaaaaaaaaaaa

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Rob saw it and said, "Oh my god, cummy candle!"

haaa hahahahaha

Nope, sorry...tried staring at it and it's just not growing on me! ☹️

Good grief. I'm delighted to say I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. I hope I never do again!

What the f***k is that????? ?

so you see it tooooo. ha!

Told my mum about it today and she was rather horrified.... one solitary tea towel would have been great!

Dear aunt n uncle, thank you so much for the cummy candle, we particularly liked the ceramic couple as we thought it was soooo us! We are desp trying to keep it out of the 25 degree heat. Look forward to seeing you both on our wedding day, Us x

My thoughts exactly...

Happy newlyweds, in a boat, riding the cummy waves!

What more could you want?!?

The whole piece just doesn't make any sense. What does the wave and the couple in a boat have to do with each other? And turning it into a candle holder?!?!

Did they buy it as a joke in mind?

It's supposed to be a wave? I do not see that.

Sorry I have to post another..

HI

Its funny I was just looking for new stock for my website but I have a funny feeling these will no be feauturing. My sister got an engagement present of two silver hands with a ring and it was awul but she had to say how much she liked it, she now uses it for the table at the Hotel where she works when she oranises wedding fayres.

Cummy candle ? ?

Are they not on a 'moon' and the thing surrounding them that defo looks like it should be - erm - blown- no, caught in a kleenex and disposed off quietly, is maybe supposed to be a cloud?? I dunno - its a mystery .... they do seem to be a sleepy bride and groom which is why I thought it was maybe a moon?!

No doubt about it tho', it is quite mingin' .....

Edited to add .... erm, is this an actual present you've received TeeHee? ? If so, I take back my mingin' comment - thats very rude of me!

Sadly SP it is a wedding present...... but belive me i am not offended by your remark.

I like your summary of it

Oh my god! Just wet my pants looking at that!!! I think it's a moon in clouds.......Bloody awful! Why would somone look at that and think it was nice????!!!!

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Do you remember when we were small (talking primary school here) and there was a craze for melted crisp bags as badges, you had to ask your mum to stand with you while you flashed it under the grill - sometimes it went wrong and curled right up. Is this what happens when you melt a white bin big or poly bag? You stick a candle in it and it becomes the Cummy Candle - suitable for all family celebrations.......

lolol!

E xx

phhhahahahahahha ?

It does looks like plastic but its alllllllllllllllllllllllllll wax... some bits have broken off already, oops.

And I bet your devastated! ?

E x

Omg!!! can't believe some1 got that for you. lmao bout the cummy omments, it was the 1st thing that came to my mind as well. maybe its to help you have a wave of sperm to make the 1st child arrive faster?

My eyes! My eyes! ?

Whoever got you that must hate you...there can't be any other reason to give that to someone! ?

Teehee...THAT'S PURE CLASS!!!

<tahdah wonders if they do them in other colours ?>

That was my intial thought too!!

You could always melt it down to make something a bit more eye friendly or just hide it somewhere and bring it out at your next party...would be a great conversation starter ?

Now that's special