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Bondage Penguin

Flowery the Grouch, 30 April, 2008 at 14:37 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 8

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i have a stress penguin on my desk. And a piece of ribbon. Mr Penguin did have a ribbon tie, but during a particularly dull phone call I have managed to absent-mindedly wrap him in some sort of climbing harness affair that also goes around his neck and fastens his arms flippers to his sides.[:I] He looks like something from the cover of one of Sparkley's duurrrty books, but in orange ribbon instead of leather. ?

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Pink Han-bag · 30 April, 2008 at 14:47
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my boss got some samples of stress toys, a computer and a printer. she also has a small PG tips monkey, he now sits on top of her monitor at his computer with a printer next to him and also a blu-tack mug, desk lamp and plant ?
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Flowery the Grouch · 30 April, 2008 at 14:53
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Do you think idle fingers are expressing some sort of repressed emotion??

My penguin for some reason is advertising myricomhttp://www.myri.com/ I have no idea why, I can't see what they have to do with penguins.

I also have a viking kitten, a stress globe (healthgrid.org), a brilliant bendy pencil (one of our own freebies), some brilliant funky cube thingies that flick around in an endless loop and an euchinagrid plastic mug.

In my old job we had stress bricks, stress gas canisters and a rubber duck in sunglasses.
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MarineGirl · 30 April, 2008 at 14:54
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Random: An ex-colleague's dad was on the marketing team that came up with 'P P P Pick up a Penguin'.

And I don't want to be sent to snopes to find out that EVERYONE knows someone who knows someone who wrote that slogan. ☹️!]

You must register 'Bondage Penguin' as a username. It has a ring to it!
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slimdebs · 30 April, 2008 at 14:54
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Diefenbaker · 30 April, 2008 at 15:00
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I want a stress penguin! [stamps foot]
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hazel · 30 April, 2008 at 15:21
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One of the best thread titles I've seen in a while ?
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Headless Lois · 30 April, 2008 at 15:23
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I thought this was going to be an Edward Monkton 'Penguin of Bondage'

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Ann-imal · 30 April, 2008 at 15:25
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? Is there a category for best thread title in the hitched awards?

Are you planning to leave penguin all bondaged up or might you free him later if he's a very very good boy?
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Flowery the Grouch · 30 April, 2008 at 15:56
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quote:Originally posted by Diefenbaker
I want a stress penguin! [stamps foot]
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With or without teh bondage?

He still looks quite happy - he hasn't stopped smiling - so I may leave him like that over the long weekend.
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