Bored. Grump. Grump.

Yes please. And sing too.

Ooh, happy birthday!

Maybe a quick game of truth or dare would liven things up?

Oooh, good idea.

Where's loof when you need her? She always does good dares.

Happy Birthday!

I'll swap you for 3 children and housework ?

Happy 21st Birthday!!!! ?

Are you having lunch of the liquid variety??

Loof is ill, she'll probably want cheering up herself. Happy Birthday Winkle ? I'm cr@p at entertaining so I don't think i'll even try.

Truth or Dare? What year were you really born in?

Happy Birthday from one super gorgeous fabulous Leo to another. ?

I've still got the garmin here. Sorry I've been so crap and haven't got round to posting it yet. I'll try really hard to post it tomorrow.

If I'm bored at work I play 'hunt the birthday chocolates/doughnuts'. There are 3 small kitchens here on 2 levels, and around 80 staff, so there is usually some nice treat food lying around. Failing that there is often some leftover buffet goodies.

No Clare, I'm driving. Dullerama.

How was your holiday?

I was born in 1987. ?

Happy birthday! ?

Congratulations. How about we all re-tell stories of our 21st Birthdays?

Nooooo, that's rubbish. Please tell me there's a bottle chilling in the fridge? (My word, I sound like an alcoholic!!)

Holiday was fab, thanks. I was too scared to get too close to anyone at the airport though in case they didn't let me on the plane for being intoxicated. I passed out before they'd even closed the doors for take off! ?

[throws a pork chop over Winkle's head]

Happy 21st Birthday Wonks, hope you get lots of ?s and ?s

Winkle! Happy Birthday! ??

Thanks Mrs Jess - that's the best present I've had so far.

[loud applause] Fab Mrs Jess [loud applause]

Happy birthday!

I have exercised restraint and not opened any presents yet. We're having dinenr at mum's later, so I'll take them there and open them all at once. There's a pile of very pretty flowery parcels in our sitting room.

I am having a lunch dilemma. There's not much right near worrk. I was norty and had scrambled egg, hash browns and a bap for breakfast. My team have suggested porn pizza for lunch. But then there's likely to be cake later. What to do? <wail>

Happy birthday ?

Happy Birthday. I would try singing on dancing, but you want cheering uo, not a need to be ill

Why when "they" changed the hole ticker to since why couldn't they change comes to came?

Happy Birthday. You don't look a day over 60 18.

I would eat pizza and cake but that is why I am fat and you are slim!

Happy birthday baby girl! hAVE SOME ICONS, Woops caps lock. ? ? ? ️⭐️ ?️ ? ? ? ? ?

Tell me winkle, are they your pins in your avatar? (and having seen your awesome FB profile pic, I suspect they are) Because if so, you are one lucky beeeatch. ?

Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

<snog>

Happy birthday lovely Wonks. ? ?

They are my pins Lou, I don't know why they look so slim. My thighs are rubbing at the top today. ?

I decided against pizza. I have pumpkin seed Ryvita and cottage cheese. Rock 'n' roll.

Swit swoo, they look fab in both of those photos, so I think the reason why they look so ace is because they *are* ace. [[patronising lightbulb icon] Don't talk to me about thighs. I need to stop smoking and get back to the gym before I explode in a mountain of lard. ?

Your lunch sounds pretty grim though- please do tell me you're going out for a lovely dinner tonight.... ?

Happy birthday wonkle! Hope you have a lovely day, lovely presents and eat all the pizza and cake because birthdays are the days such items are full of negative calories. Hurrah!

another who thinks your pins are fab. I thought they were a models.

Ooooooooh happy biiiiiiiirthday Winkle Wankle! Boo to being in the office, but I am singing you the special Mrs Jess birthday song as it's a jolly good ditty LOL. Wicked?

Happy birthday Wonks! Remember, birthday food is calorie free!

? @ model's legs...a model for Farmer's Weekly maybe.

My Ryvita and cottage cheese was very nice and now I won't spend the afternoon feeling guilty about food, which is a bonus.