Breaking wind

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Really? I never have done! I just can't ?

Yep. We've been together for 13 years so there's not much we don't do in front of each other. I would NEVER do a number 2 in front of him though, that's just wrong.

It has to be done. I always do it with a smile. It doesn't stop me moaning in disgust when he does it though.

Well...'mine don't smell' although he begs to differ.... lol

As Abi said, it can't be avoided in your sleep and apparently I do some rippers when sound hahaha

I've always been quite lucky in that i'm not a windy person ?

It may be different if I was in pain from holding on, although I doubt it - I never did in front of friends or family either when growing up.

Yes but not very often. He does it in front of me all the time though.

Well I kinda squeeze it out on the sly. The reason I thought of this thread is because H is not home from work yet so I enjoyed letting one off freely ?

I don't think will far (or pooh) even when we are OAP's!

I can just about manage a wee whilst he's in the bath if he doesn't listen. If it's silent and I know he's listening I physically can't go ?

Oh yes Abi, H does it when I'm in the bath no matter how much I moan at him not too!

Always! And burp... lol! But I draw the line at using the bathroom together, he gets told off if he even tries to come in when I'm putting makeup on or taking it off!

Oh I burp, he hates it. The thing is I've gone so long now not fartng in front of him it would be such a big deal if I did!

Abigigle U sound exactally like us!

We dont even have a lock on our bathroom door and it not a big bathroom sso to be honest its open most the time when we at the toilet.

Way i see it, he seen and heard EVERYTHING twice when i gave birth to our gorgeous sons, a fart is nothing!

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Absolutely not although when it happened on holiday after a few drinks and he was in hysterics. I don't even use the the ensuite in the middle of the night if I need a wee, I go to the main bathroom as sometimes involuntary gas erupts mid flow!

Edited to add that WKD advert where he goes to the loo whilst she is in the bath is hilarious but I would kill OH if he did that to me. Bowel movements are to be done privately.

Totally!

We do everything in front of each other, it is awful but cant be helped and we laugh our heads off at it now!!

If I've ever done it, it will have been by accident. OH does it all the time, don't think he has ever been shy about it in front of me! I do burp in front of him, but not in public. We never use the toilet in front of each other, OH finds it weird that people do it. I wouldn't be bothered about peeing in front of him, but that's about it (not that he'd let me do it anyway!). He doesn't even like me being in the bathroom whilst he shaves, he's a strange one.

Oh, its all only at home- would never do anything in public!

Exactly this, but its him who gets all funny. He's all 'oh no, i dont want you to see my willy when I'm weeing!' But generally, we fart, burp, scratch, walk in and have a chat when we're in the shower/bath. It's all part of being comfortable with each other.

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I do, I'm not bothered about farting and burping in front of him. He does it more often and a lot worse so he can't complain. It's all normal!

Definitely burp and fart no problem, but a number 2 is private and there is no way she will be allowed in the bathroom ?

I wouldn't in front of H given an option - i'd leave the room first. H however does not apply this principle! I very very rarely burp though, and so whilst I wouldnt be bothered if H heard me do this, he's only ever been there once!

I won't let him in the bathroom while I go but he really doesn't care. If I want to wind him up i'll sit on the bath pannel watching him trying to have a wee so that he turns his back to me! ?

On honeymoon our bathroom was completely open to our room - the shower had a glass pannel which backed onto the bed and the loo had a glass door as in a public loo with the gap above/below and so no privacy at all - helped me get over my issues and I can now go for a wee if I really have to and he is around.

I can't believe some of you do number 2's infront of your H's! What about if it's a smelly one? ? I don't care how comfortable we might be, that is one thing that I can say I will never do.

I wouldn't have poo'd for a fortnight! Or would have to have a quick one while I sent him out for something.

Our Bali honeymoon villa will be the same I think (seems to be the norm there from what I can tell). I can quite happily wee in front of him but I'll have to send him out to the pool when I need a no2! There's no way I could ever do that in front of him.

I never trump in front of him if I can help it.

I sent him out onto front of the suite and locked the patio doors haha!

Of course we trump and burp in front of each other! We like to see what we can blame it on. Anyway, I'm pregnant, I'm full of wind!

We "break wind" in front of each other. I used to hate it, and would leave the room if I needed to, but when I was pregnant quite early on in our relationship, I thought "f**k it", he'll see/hear me do worse, so let rip.

No number 2s though, that's definite alone time there! H doesn't like doing a wee infront of me as I laugh. He sits down as he has his Prince Albert pierced, and if he stands he sprays ?.

I draw the line at number 2's!!! But everything else is fair game, OH doesnt parp much, but I am terribly windy.

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Abi - that's just gross! For some strange reason H stands up to wipe his butt (and doesn't like to close the door!) so I'm sad to say I have seen it all ?

Men are just weird aren't they. Yes he stands up, he says that's how he was taught ?

If your H has a bad stomach, does he call you in to look at the damage in the toilet? Or is that just my disgusting H? ?

Oh Abi you have made me laugh! I think you need a new Christmas avatar...

I can't bring myself to fart in front of him (unless I'm asleep!) but I burp and we have competitions over that. He farts in front of me constantly though!