Breaking wind

I am reading these posts with this expression on my face now ?

Are you all being serious or is this a wind up?

Is that because you never even burp in front of him or because there's nothing you haven't subjected him to?

Abi - That's a definite improvement ?

Yes I have burped and accidentally trumped, but I couldn't do a no 2 in front of him. I go nuts if the toilet has a skid mark left on it by someone else, I just hate faeces especially somebody elses ?

I try not too fart in front of him but of course there have been times one has crept out.

I would never let H see me on the loo - number 1 or 2, just makes me feel icky but fair play to you if you have that sort of relationship. If there was a situation where we *had* thats totally diffirent but untill that point- never!!

heres a thing - I wouldnt let him see me shave my bikini line?! Legs are fine- lady garden - no way!!

Agree 100%!

Burp and trump, yes. I will wee when he is around, he won't in front of me. Pooing, absolutely no way. If we have been in the position to hear the other one, we both deal with it. I won't shave my bikini line in front of him. Nor do I perform any tampon-based activities when he's there.

I thought that would be a given!! People dont let thier partners see that surely?

I have to make sure when I am getting changed at "that time" that MrMini faces the other way incase he sees anything untoward (TMI) as a man who has witnessed childbirth twice I am sure he has a stonger constitution that I give him credit for but nonetheless- hes not seeing anything from me!

He he, I thought that not pooing in front of each other would be a given but obviously not! So just throwing it out there

I'd rather change my tampon than poo in front of him.

HatTrick, same.

Most of my blocks about doing stuff in front of him are driven by a fear of looking absolutely stupid while doing it. I don't have an icky fear of pooing, more like 'What if I pull a stupid face or go red?'

Ditto. ?

The toilet at work is right behind my bosses desk so he can hear everything. I have to hold in my wee until he goes out for a cigarette.

My H offered to do mine for me when I was up-duffed and couldn't reach ?

I said no.

that was wise ER!

Not if I can help it. H doesn't care but I try and keep some dignity ? I will have a wee though but nothing more!

Don't get me wrong I am not saying anyone is foul, I am just very private always have been. I used to hold a no 2 all day at school and work. I hate those loos with gaps at the top and bottom.

I gave birth with my ex husband in the room and he was at the gory end but that is a bit different. I can't compare the wonderful life changing experience of giving birth with passing a stool in the toilet ?

I still can't go at work.

I know I'll be completely different when it comes to childbirth. I know I'd be different if it was because of illness too. But on a normal day, there's no way I could do anything more than wee in front of him!

I hardly ever burp anyway so can't comment on that much. OH says I trump in my sleep all the time though so not sure why I'm bothered!

Abi - I know you can't make it but if you were coming to the B'ham meet would you trump infront of us? ?

Just checking ?

I was only messing Abi, I think it's great that you can be so open. The only reason I don't is because it's been so long now he'd make such a big deal of it if I did.

It should be easy enough, I'll just stop blaming the dog ?

My OH tells me its endearing if I trump.....or so he is well trained to believe ?

We fart and burp in front of each other all the time. I've never been to the loo in front of him (1 or 2) but he's been for a wee in front of me. He thinks it's hilarious to fart in bed after he's had loads of beer so it's really stinky, hold it under the covers by tucking the duvet under his feet then wafting it up when I'm least expecting it. ?

? My H would be issued with divorce papers!

Nope, we always try to leave the room. We're very private/shy people, when we go to the loo, we close the door and no one is allowed in. H is also shy of using public urinals if there is already another man there, he'll nip into a cubicle instead. Sometimes our dog follows us into the toilet, it never bothers me, but H chases him out.

I hate using the loos in work - they are the ones with a gap at the top & bottom of the door/walls - I also loathe people talking to me when I'm on the loo - kind of "when you've finished, could you come and have a look at my printer?". I always feel at a disadvantage in a conversation when my jeans are around my ankles.

What a lovely thread to come into ?

Me and H pump in front of each other all the time, I'm quite lucky in that mine never really make a noise but even if they do I've been with H to long to worry about my dignity. As for our toilet antics, I would happily wee in front of him but we have 2 toilets so if H is using the bathroom Ill go the downstairs loo and vice versa. We have never done a number 2 in front of each other that for me is rather disgusting but I don’t knock those that do, each to their own and all that.

Never deliberately, but I'm told I let out rippers when I'm asleep. He doesn't really do it in front of me either, but he's not a very windy person.

I'd wee if he was in the bathroom, but we have two bathrooms, so that's not often an issue. I'd never poo in front of him, although he did hear EVERYTHING when I had a bad stomach bug and had to get up to use the en-suite in the middle of the night!

I never like to shave my armpits in front of him either. Almost like I don't want him to realise I get hair under there!

Me and my H have no shame - we fart and burp whenever we feel like it. If we know we have an odour issue we sometimes leave the room. Farting is usually followed by the phrase 'bad dog!', although we don't actually have a dog. And my H could fart for England....

But I can't go to the loo if I know someone I know is there - I'm fine in a 20 cubicle public loo with a dozen strangers, but not in our 2 stall loo at work when there's someone else in there. And we have a separate loo and bath at home so no problems with sharing to room.

Lol the tone of the forum has been brought right down!

hubby and are are comfortable to burp, fart and no.1's in front of each other but never number 2's!

I'm ok with public loos apart from no.2's

Daughter has a real phobia (I think) from public loos and would rather use home or relatives houses, though she will do 1's and 2's in front of me.. tres strange!

We do! OH woke me up once from one of his. He seems to store them up over night and lets off the longest and loudest ones imaginable in the morning. He thinks its funny, but then, he's still a wee boy at heart!

Must have been a powerful one!

The story was that he got up and went to the loo came back to bed without waking me (I'm a light Sleeper) and he got all cuddled down in bed and let off this enormous long and loud fart and i jumped awake asking what was going on.

It's a classic tale!

I have sat and shaved my legs in the bath whilst OH bought me a glass of wine in and chatted to me. He thought it was really funny when I walked into the bedroom with my upper lip covered in hair removal cream, I may have brought his attention to my tache now so not a good move ?