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Zebra is lovely ?

Where would you get zebra from... and what is this an advert for?

Honda. All very clever but.. er.. why bother? ?

It's a Honda advert. I read something about it in the Metro this morning that Channel 4 are trying to stop people from flicking channels during the ad breaks.

It's quite exciting - the first ever live advert! That was real-time, live skydiving ?

Thought the ad was very impressive

Aw, I thought she'd have scored more highly than that. It was different, adventurous and she looked like a lot of fun.

I would love to try her food. sounds interesting

Bum, forgot it was on, just switched over.

I liked it much more when it was on over the course of a week. More time to nosey at the houses then!

I wonder why it is 4 guests instead of 5 now?

Doe the blonde lass realise she has 2 pet catapillars for eyebrows?

Not liking the blonde girl at all, how rude.

I thought Simon's menu looked really nice.

Is it because it's on once a week so 4 segments between ad breaks rather than 5 nights?

Oh dear. Pretentious Sports Car Man didn't do very well, did he? Shame. ?

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Blond girl is just trying to annoy people

fits in nicely to prime time telly this way

Quite. What a snob. "Surprised he even knew what they [canapés] are". I really hope she doesn't win but she's probably done the whole Cordon Bleu course/finishing school thing so probably will.

Oops, my inverted snobbery is showing. ?

? cat

Oh my god! Cat hairs everywhere! ?

That was a bit vile. I really don't want blond girl to win

Hm, she's lecturing him on his carbon footprint. Bet she doesn't ride her horse to the shows...

Ack, the cat hair would have made me barf. They were very polite about it, bless them.

Fried duck! Is it not fatty enough already

Deep fried duck? Ah, I see, she's done it wrong.

Confit of duck is gorgeous if done well. If not... ?

Is it wrong that I'm enjoying her catalogue of culinary misfortunes? Bad Hooby, bad. ?

If you're bad, I'm bad too

And me ?

I was v pleased at the preview of the fondants being cooked through.

Am I right in thinking you can totally see her knickers through her dress?! Oh dear.

Yes, I think so. Baggy white things.

why does the narrator keep saying "confeet"of duck and not "confee" ?

Good result. The most interesting menu and most likeable person won and the money is going to charity. Hurrah.

Loved the bit at the end when sports car man said "Was I really that shit? [pause for whole audience to say yes!] Then he laughs and says "obviously I am!" ?