Cheryl Cole

Ah I see, its something Ive always wanted to know but been too ashamed!

Btw, I love MacFlurry as a name ?

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actually, no, scrap that. i don't find kidnapping remotely funny. i have to deal with this at least once every ten years. however tongue in cheek you meant it [lamented lost disaprovely face]

Actually, sorry, I realised whilst cleaning my teeth that it's usually used to avoid ambiguity. So: "The meeting was attended by Jane, Jo and Paul, heads of marketing, finance and procurement" could be confusing, in that they could all be heads of everything together, whereas "Jane, Jo and Paul, heads of marketing, finance and procurement respectively" is v clear. Bed now. ?

I think we're all clear that Kieren is a vile racist, I'm a homophobic bigot and Sophie has an unjustifiable prejudice against Northern council estate living mothers who abduct their own children. Disgusting. I may have to write a letter to Points of View to express my outrage.

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notice also i implied that colleen only married wayne for the spondoolies. but MS wasn't outraged by that. so i guess am i ok to be roooood about white men's wives? ?

(tic, in case anyone gets the wrong idea)

Means you need to vet his secretaries very carefully.

Can I have a definition of antidisestablishmentarianism?

And people said you are fick?

Sorry, especially to Keef, for being an arse last night. I was clearly talking out of my bum. If it's any consolation, I have a pounding hangover ?

Apologises again,

Minx x