Okay, these are the best ones we've been sent. sadly the woman who was supposed to be taking a close up for us seemed to disappear.
It was hilarious, we didn't have a clue what we were doing. Clementine aka Jesus did very well not to scream the place down when I had to dump her in the very rickety manger.
We had a crying angel we had to look after. MrB's tights headband pinged off his head so that he had to go scurrying around to find and replace. I was trying not to laugh at one of the shepherd's belts falling down around his ankles (he was about 6) and nearly tripping him up.
The final insult was I got clobbered on the head by the pantomime style donkey, who couldn't see a ruddy thing as there were no eye holes in his costume. he was trying to negotiate the steps and was whispering to me 'how am I doing, can you see?' and waved his head around, thwacking me on the forehead with his unfeasibly large ears.
Oh and one of the angels set her hair on fire with her christingle candle. I heard her outraged mother saying 'we're never doing this again'.
Thanks must go to Pint&aPie for his Egyptian costume stylishly modelled by a rather subdued looking MrB and JK for her Mary dress.
I think I look more like Benazir Bhutto than the Holy Mother.