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Expert January 2012

Christmas is cancelled?

Flump, 24 October, 2008 at 16:20 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 32

It's just been pointed out in another thread that we can't change our names on Hitched any more. So no Christmas names this year? No Heidi Ho Ho Hole, no The Cattle Are LouMing, no The Flump Who Stole Christmas?

Waaaaaaaaaail - I mean, what's the poiiiiiiiiiiint of carrying on? Nothing to look forward to now, tell Father Christmas to bog off back to the NP, Nigella can stuff her bird, and I don't need to bother with 3 for 2 gift sets in Boots.

Bah humbug ?

32 replies

Latest activity by Pickled Eggs, 24 October, 2008 at 20:05
  • alleroo
    Beginner January 2007
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    Damn!

    although I always found the idea of cattle LouMing/looming a little disturbing

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  • SophieM
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    Waaaaaahh! As founder member of the dull usernames kleek I have never had a Christmas name, but still - boo hiss. Can you not register new Christmas names?

    Hole's on a flounce atm (as is Merry Fcuking Winkle) ? but I'm sure she would have been back for Christmas....

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    peanut ·
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    There may be a pea-nut roasting on an open fire being present still.

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
    Flowery the Grouch ·
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    You can do a second account, like Lois has (I think Lois has)

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  • Taffie
    Beginner July 2007
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    And I always thought that Mrs B was the resident drama queen ?

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  • Flump
    Expert January 2012
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    Oh noooo, not the usual. Gaaaaah ?

    Aaah I didn't think of creating a new account to have my Xmas name. But I've run out of email addresses I think ?

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
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    So start a new gmail account, I have hundreds of the damn things ?

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  • LouM
    Beginner August 2007
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    I TOO CAN DO DRAMA QUEEN, (woops, caps). <beats breasts and gnashes teeth>

    I want to loom or low or whatever (sorry Aleroo ?). I was even consudering being 'And Lo(um), there was much rejoicing'. ?

    Fark me, that's orrrrrrrful. ?

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  • SophieM
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    How about The First LouM the Angel did Say ?

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  • Voldemort
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    Lo(um) ?

    I want last year's name but can't remember which email address I used and it's still taken <sob>

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  • alleroo
    Beginner January 2007
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    I want to be Santa Jaws, I have a special avatar all ready too

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  • emma numbers
    Beginner June 2008
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    How about 'Little Town of BethLouM'?

    I'll get my coat.

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  • M
    Beginner November 2004
    Minx Sauce ·
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    ?

    I don't think I ever had a Christmas name but the thought of not being able to if I wanted one... well... where the Christmas Spirit in that eh?

    Tusk, I ask you.

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  • Roobarb
    Beginner January 2007
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    ? and I was so looking forward to my annual stint of "Roobarb the Red Nosed Reindeer"

    On the plus side, at least we won't have to put up with "Ashke (Xmas Stylee!)" (sorry Ashke!)

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  • Canadian Liz
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    ? at the special avatar!

    I could never think of anything festive for myself, but love seeing others' names.

    C'mon, Darren, you''ve got to save Christmas! Let us change usernames!

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  • Flowery the Grouch
    Beginner December 2007
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    Ooooo - I hadn't thought of christms avatars! I wonder if they will fix sigs so we can have christmas countdown tickers, and strings of fairy lights, and stars, and sparkles....

    We could piss off so many CHristmas haters ?

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  • alleroo
    Beginner January 2007
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    you have no idea how hard it is to photoshop a christmas hat on a shark ☹️

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  • LouM
    Beginner August 2007
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    Oooo, lots of good ideas, and ALL better than any I' ve come up with so far. ?

    I can't believe that the lovely darren would be such a hater as to have us all cancel christmas. <sob> (although, purrrlease, can we have an emargo on names until 1st Dec, Lois excepted, obviously). ?

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  • alleroo
    Beginner January 2007
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    Here's the little fella..

    or possibly this one

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  • emma numbers
    Beginner June 2008
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    Roo, he is fab. I now want a shark on the top of the tree instead of a fairy this year.

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  • Nellie the Elephant
    Beginner July 2006
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    ? You're so funny being all prepared!

    I prefer the 1st one.

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  • alleroo
    Beginner January 2007
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    I have to confess, I didn't do them specifically for this year - I used them as my msn avatars last year

    but I did have them ready for hitched use this year, since avatars are much more visible now

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  • jerseymonkey
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    Could this be a legitimate use for signatures? Not as good as names, obviously, but better than nothing?

    I've never managed to think of a decent one anyway - bah humbug.

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  • Nellie the Elephant
    Beginner July 2006
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    You can still use one if you make a new account can't you?

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  • Mrs Magic
    Beginner May 2007
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    I'm loving O Little Town of BethLouM! It's inspired! ?

    I've no idea what to be this year. Magic and Sparkle is too M&S and Magic of Christmas is a bit 2006. ?

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  • Moomoo
    Beginner July 2008
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    And i was so looking forward to re-introducing Have Yourself A Merry Little Moomoo ?

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  • alleroo
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    I hope so

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  • Flump
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    LOL @ Mrs Magic concerned that her names might be a bit last season ?. Any festive name, no matter how past its yuletide sell-by date it is, is better than no names of course ?

    Ohhhhhhhhh it's a travesty I tell thee! [more over-dramatic wailing]

    Ooh but I suppose I could be perked up a little bit with a festive avatar (a bit of tinsel on my Flump hat perhaps), and a lovely Christmassy ticket - great idea Grouchio!

    Alleroo - loving your avatars LOL, you're just one step ahead of the game! I can't keep up! ?

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  • We Welsh You A Totty Christmas
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    Just as well I kept this name then innit? lol

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  • WelshTotty
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    That was a one off until December btw

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  • kierenthecommunity
    Beginner May 2005
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    If we do get to change names i may recycle festivecheerinthecommunity, which was the original and the best. and from three years ago so hopefully noone will remember ?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I vowed I'd never have another Christmas name after I changed mine to Consleigha Banana Hammock and some w*nker nicked my original one. I never found out who it was but SooooperTaz got it back for me.

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