It's just been pointed out in another thread that we can't change our names on Hitched any more. So no Christmas names this year? No Heidi Ho Ho Hole, no The Cattle Are LouMing, no The Flump Who Stole Christmas?
Waaaaaaaaaail - I mean, what's the poiiiiiiiiiiint of carrying on? Nothing to look forward to now, tell Father Christmas to bog off back to the NP, Nigella can stuff her bird, and I don't need to bother with 3 for 2 gift sets in Boots.
Bah humbug ?