'Controversial posts' but mainly KITTENS and BACON!

How to wash a cat

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours sincerely... the Dog

Thanks girls you owe me a new keyboard from all the piccies ?

Ummm Bacon....... *toddles off to the fridge to see if bacon lurks there*

hehe

I've actually been laughing out loud much to the bemusement of h2b who keeps looking at me like ive lost the plot!!

No bacon or kitten photos i'm afraid but I can do puppies!

This is my spotty baby when she was 6 weeks old ?

No bacon in mine, because my kittle prefers Haagen Dazs and shoes.

This made me laugh so much!! I've emailed it to me mum, who screamed down the phone at me!!

Here's my contribution:

?at the hamster muffin

I am loving the animal pics on this thread ?

Here's a pic of my cats! This is Jess:

Looking not impressed!

And this is Emily:

Looking rather stoned!

xxx

This is not my cat, he visits our garden a lot though and is very friendly (as you can see!).

I apologise to anyone who's already seen this, but it never fails to make me laugh like a drain!