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Ohwhatatuesday
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Cooking fail

Ohwhatatuesday, 20 October, 2013 at 20:55 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 16

I'm not much of a cook but I'm trying to get better so tonight, armed with Rod's blog instructions for cooking a pork shoulder, I decided to show Mr DCM what a domestic goddess I could be when I tried.

The roast looked amazing and I was about to congratulate myself when Mr DCM started shouting at me to stop as I was poised to pour the gravy on as he said it strongly smelt of coffee. It turns out I'd absent mindedly put instant coffee in instead of gravy granules - I wondered why it was so thin! Thankfully he noticed before I ruined our dinner but it didn't stop me feeling like a right idiot!

The dinner was perfect (thanks for the pork instructions Rod) but thanks to my coffee trick (which Mr DCM is still laughing about) I don't think I'm going to get the domestic goddess title anytime soon. I will be checking labels much more carefully in future!

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Latest activity by Red Kite, 21 October, 2013 at 15:34
  • Cilla
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    Haha.

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  • Kjay
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    Waaaa!! Could you imagine! Well done on everything else tho.

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  • Ohwhatatuesday
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    I know! I can't believe I did it! What an idiot!

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  • Rod
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    I'm so glad you didn't ruin my pork with coffee hahaa! Brilliant xx

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  • Loopz
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    Teehehehehe.

    close shave!

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  • kharv
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    This is very very funny. Hahaha!

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  • Ohwhatatuesday
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    Ha! I wouldn't have been happy after three hours of cooking it! The pork was incredible Rod! It practically melted in our mouths! I'm trying your pulled pork recipe tomorrow with the leftovers (I will be reading all of the labels of everything I use VERY carefully)

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  • Rod
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    I'm really pleased u liked it!!! Xx

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  • *Pugsley*
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    I've heard of tea infused food but you're bringing the beverage/food combo to a new level.

    Mmmm coffee'd pork

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  • Tiny-Tiggs
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    Hahahhah close one! nice save!

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  • Horace
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    Ha Uncle Albert! ?

    Really hope someone else gets this reference...

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  • Rod
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    YES! I so get this reference hahaha!

    No go on, you love gravy!!

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  • Ohwhatatuesday
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    I didn't get this reference but I've just googled it and I'm slightly concerned that I've got something in common with uncle albert!

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  • Rod
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    Uncle Albert gets the coffee and the gravy mixed up on Only Fools and Horses in one of the episodes. I'm sure you dont have a bushy white beard!

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  • Ohwhatatuesday
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    Haha! Luckily I don't!

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  • Horace
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    Classic!

    not only have you managed to sink every battleship you've ever sailed on, but now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat! ?

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  • Red Kite
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    Oh DCM that's brilliant. Am so pleased you saved the dinner! I love that OFAH episode - don't worry you have no other similarities to Uncle Albert.

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