Custard's Otter Sanctuary

Cuddler please.

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Ooh i'd ,love the cuddler job or I can roam the world saving some, sounds good to me!

Cuddlers have to double up as otterpoop cleaners, I think. Still ok with that?

Fine by me, I am already trained in cleaning up cat poop/sick/accidental wees etc.

Hmm, I do clean dog poop most days so I think the good outweighs the bad..i'll cope with that!

I'm not really an otter but I'd like a job I am happy in the tea room or the gift shop. I could be of use in the legal department but I'd rather just have a job i enjoyed

Can I do the cooking in the tea room please?

Chief taster of all the delicious cakes in the tea room please.

Dammit Sal, you stole my job.

I'll make otter trinkets to sell in the gift shop.

Otter-walker please.

Excellent work otter-lovers.

Now, we need a vet, and a press officer and a ticket seller and landscape gardener (the otters are going to live somewhere beautiful) and a handyperson......

Barca Girl, you post on here so you're an otter. Nuff said.

I would like to be landscape gardener/building manager/enclosure designer. Anything where I can basically play Sim City with your facility.

Indeed you may.

You may also be official Photographer to the Otters.

Promise not to do HDR shizzle ?

Quite right too. Otters need no photoshopping. I might though.

Oooh, please please can I run the book shop?? I always wanted to do that!!

Yey!

Hurrah. I love it when a plan comes together!

Can I groom the otters please? As in give them a brush, etc (not weird Internet stalking). Do otters even need brushing?

They need brushing as much as they need walking...

Good point, well made!

Is there a train / monorail around the sanctuary? I will drive that around for us, carrying people and delivering supplies etc seeing as the cake jobs have been pinched!

Bugger, never actually thought of using my actual profession.

OK, I will be chief geneticist, and apply myself to a breeding programme which makes them even cuter and glow in the dark

Ha this is because you have talents outside of work! I couldn't ask for a job drinking g&ts and chatting shite really....could I?!

Plus if I get to be in charge of deliveries I get to see everyone and get all the goss

I will sell tickets!

May I also cuddle otters and walk them? Happy to scoop too!

Do Otters need help finding their stones?

Darn - Just saw the book shop person....

I think I'd like to be a tour guide.

I will be your landscaper and I will assist with any issues your Otters may have in the substance misuse sector. I hear fish addiction is terrible nowadays

Can I help run the tea room please? I make an excellent cup of coffee

I could do a bit of maintenance, I like painting fences and stuff like that. (It's like colouring in, but bigger!)

Looking after the old and disabled otters?

I am also in charge of distributing I ❤️ OT badges and other merchandise, as previously discussed with Funky.

I'd like to give the Otter talks to the visitors, on the hour throughout the day. I'll also supervise the kiddywinks who wish to feed a baby otter.

If there are no visitors, I'll just talk to the otters.