Daily Mail Headline Generator

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There's a BBC one and I think maybe a BBC comments one too ?

Apparantly, teenage sex, the EU and Jacqui Smith are all turning our childreen gay. ?

Not seen this for ages, and I looove it!

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVING YOUR MORTGAGE DIABETES?

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'Could Gays Impregnate House Prices' ?

COULD THE LOONY LEFT HAVE SEX WITH HOMEOWNERS?

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Edited to add

ARE IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATING CLIFF RICHARD?

I got 'ARE LESBIANS DESTROYING CLIFF RICHARD?'

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Is New Labour infecting Cliff Richard with AIDS?

HAVE THE GERMANS MADE BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?

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Wah, just spotted genuine headline on BBC - Engand Women overcome Australia

What the whole continent? ?

(it's on the sports section but still)

Could Lesbians hive house prices swine flu?

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COULD THE FRENCH HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS

WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT TURN YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?

ARE THE POLES GIVING YOUR PENSION SWINE FLU

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IS RUSSELL BRAND MAKING CLIFF RICHARD OBESE??

HAS DUMBING-DOWN MADE BRITAIN'S SWANS IMPOTENT?

HAS FEMINISM AFFECTED YOUR PENSION?

HAS THE NANNY STATE RIPPED OFF COMMON SENSE & DECENCY?

Oh this is going to be hours of fun isn't it? ?

I am crying at these, so very funny.

HAS ALISTAIR DARLING TURNED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES GAY?

WILL PAEDOPHILES INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

HAS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD SWINE FLU?

WILL FERAL CHILDREN MAKE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?

Clearly th Cliff Richard ones strike a chord with me.

This is just what I needed on a dull afternoon!

WILL THE BBC MOLEST HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

ARE GAYS STEALING FROM PENSIONERS?

HAS BRUSSELS RIPPED OFF YOUR DAUGHTERS? (my personal favourite so far)

COULD MUSLIMS HURT COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

ETA : COULD NEW LABOUR GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA CANCER?