Darren's exciting news

If there's a proper Hitched meet up, there'll be murder ?

Turkey to hunt the hackers down ?

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Hitched's answer to "Celebrity Death Match"?

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ETA - Ah! That's it, they've had enough of us being unruly and scaring the WPers, so he's going to round us all up and hope we all finish each other off. Any bets on who'll be the last one standing?

I know what it is. He's booked us all in for a FYEO shoot.

Maybe they are going to change it back to the old hitched !

I think he's getting married and we're all invited.

QPR are at home to Ipswich Town on 21st. Looks like Hitched will have to rearrange.

Does the present Mrs Noel know? I trust we'll be asked for a cash donation by poem.

<Tangent> I saw on the news the other day that there's a company that will provide a machine at the reception so guests can to donate to your wedding fund using their credit/debit cards.</Tangent>

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An excellent idea. Perhaps the bride and groom could even arrange it such that guests are not provided with a meal until they have donated an appropriate amount?

Me and Chicken would be the last ones left standing. 'member I told ya.

He is going to float Hitched.

We will be Shareholders of Hitched Ltd.

Maybe hitched is going to the Scottish Wedding Fayre, and the forums are going to be projected on the big screens, and we could all be famous ! ?

Someone phone him and ask?

I can't wait that long. I need to know. Tell us.

There wil be a wedding dress ball in a scottish castle. Anyone who's been around long enough will need to start dieting now so they can fit back in their dress. Or maybe suppliers will stock wedding themed safety pins...

Maybe he wants to do a Hitched trash the dress shoot?

Hitched is merging with Cnutfetti? ?

Why has he told us now? I can't wait that long.

Big wedding fayre in London then so maybe they want us all there for a Hitched v C***** showdown

What, like a smackdown? ?

Perhaps hitched has won an award. Or our anniversary is the 23rd, so maybe he's sending us on a holiday

The grand unveiling of Lorean's 'Hitched Best Threads of All Time' scrap book?

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

It will be a mega real life meet but the venue will be divided into three. Area one full of fluff and chocolate fountains, area two with baby changing facilities and b/f room and area three with lively debate and posh food.

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Can you mingle into the different rooms? Or are you stuck with one group?Can you pop into the fluff room and mock the wedding poems, then get back to civilisation?

Then go and coo over other people's babies, and run away as soon as they start showing you their egg-whitey mucus?

I'm going with the smackdown idea - he's going to sell tickets to our bareknuckle fighting (the credit crunch has hit us all) but in true o/t style the motivation for this is that the winner gets dinner at petrus.

you think i'm joking, but i bet this is what it really is. ?

I asked and now I know. You should try it. Although I can imagine that after the first 50 or so calls they may get pished off.