No idea what I'm going to have - but there's a virtual bottle of Krug for the winning suggestion.
Criteria:
Just for me
Don't want to spend more than half an hour or so cooking and don't want to make too much mess
Have loads of veg but no meat, but can swing past TJLFHFW so just about anything is possible
Will probably treat myself to a steak tomorrow night when I can get to the butcher so not that
Must be relatively low-cal and healthy
On you go!