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paulapants
Beginner September 2004

Don't read this if you have addictive tendencies.

paulapants, 2 May, 2009 at 22:43 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 405
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www.omegle.com

transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you buy monkey!?
You: i buy monkey!
You: big monkey?
Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Much amusement to be had.

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Latest activity by nelops, 6 May, 2009 at 11:27
  • Gryfon
    Gryfon ·
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    Hmmm I'm having a random conversation about food. I did think they were going to say something dodgy but we're now onto fortune cookies ?

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  • Maxi
    Beginner February 2008
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    I'm meeting mine for lunch on Tuesday.

    Well, not really but she seemed really sweet, was getting ready to go to a high school party tonight (USA).

    Crikey, I could loose my life to that site ?

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  • Darla
    Beginner January 2012
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    Must stay away!!

    And you have just reminded me about this one!

    http://www.oceangram.com/

    Thats my weekend gone then!

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  • Mr JK
    Beginner
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    Mine was a bit brief, largely because I opened with Eric Cantona's famous philosophical quote:

    Me: When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
    Stranger: oh
    [disconnect]
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  • Darla
    Beginner January 2012
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    Love it! ?

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  • Roobarb
    Beginner January 2007
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    Oh blimey do you remember the massive thread on here about that it was about 40 pages ?

    Here is my conversation ?

    Stranger: hi
    You: what the hell am I doing here?
    You: hi back
    Stranger: bye
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  • feathers
    Beginner January 2007
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    Oh my, that freaked me out. I connected, the person said Hi and I ran screaming from the website.

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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
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    I keep getting "asl" and so I disconnect. How rude!

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  • nicky167
    Beginner September 2009
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    How bizarre

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: from china?
    You: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Mrs Cee
    Beginner
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    I just gor asked if I was a cross dresser! Then what was my fetish so i disconnected! I just wanted to talk random nonsense!!?

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  • Saracroft251
    Beginner August 2010
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    Mine:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi baby
    You: baby????
    You: how do you know I am not a big hairy man
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  • Peaches
    Super January 2012
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    Hmm .. mine was a bit long! ?

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  • Mr JK
    Beginner
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    No, I just saw his new film the other day, so it seemed a bit topical and that.

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  • Tabs
    Beginner
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: lesbian
    You: Hi random stranger
    You: That's nice for you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Hmm ? I also had a '25/m' asking if I wanted 'any more details' about him. I asked him what colour socks he was wearing. Don't think that's what he meant ?

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  • Tabs
    Beginner
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    Honestly! Now it's not good enough that I am female ...

    You: Hello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: how are you ??
    You: Good thanks, how are you?
    Stranger: fine ,, thank you
    Stranger: where are you from ??
    You: UK. How about you?
    Stranger: I am from Turkey ,, I am male and i hope you too ,, I am 17 years and single
    You: I'm female.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ?
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  • Ginger
    Beginner June 2008
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    I really do not know why i had a look at that site, i just knew it would be full of mostly oddbods and weirdos looking for wank fodder.

    out of 3 conversations one asked how big my boobs were, one said he was going to nail me and how would i like him to do it, and the other asked what i was wearing.

    get out and meet some real women you lard eating festering knob pullers.

    euuuuuch

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  • Lommel
    Beginner August 2014
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    I was speaking to someone in Taiwan who asked me what part of the UK I was from, so I told them Nottingham.

    "Oh yes, I know Notting Hill" ?

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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
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    Stranger: armenia here, there ?
    You: UK
    You: Eurovision?
    Stranger: wha ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
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    Oh crap, my afternoon is disappearing in a haze of stranger randomness. I've just asked someone what their favourite cheese is.

    eta they told me to stick my cheese up my ass. ?

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    here's mine. not so interesting:
    Stranger: hi imfemale bi and horney wana help me out?
    You: nope, sorry
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
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    I got him! I told him I'd do one only if he did a truffle shuffle. He disconnected.

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  • C
    Beginner August 2003
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    I am on my 4th chat and it is all long boring actul chat with strangers.... it is addictive tho cos I am looking for a wierdo to chat to now!

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    Beginner
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    I got the barrel roll guy too! i just said 'done!' and he disconnected.

    met some nice canadian teenagers though. apparently wonderland is the place to be and baseball is fun. they have been very chatty and normal. go canada, say i.

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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
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    I just had an 'argument' with someone. They were very rude indeed. I had the last word and disconnected ?

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  • Sia*
    Beginner January 2007
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    OMG I am obsessed already ?

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  • Mr JK
    Beginner
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    Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. ?
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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
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    You: I was wondering, If a mongoose and a squirrel had a fight, who would win?
    Stranger: squirrel!
    Stranger: for sure :p
    You: Hmmm, I think you speak the truth.
    Stranger: good
    You: Good meeting you.
    You have disconnected.
    Someone who spoke sense - was it one of you?
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  • L
    Beginner April 2007
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    I keep getting perves. mmm

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    Think I've just offended someone and been a thock idiot all in one.

    Stranger: Hi, I'm 20 from Brazil

    You: ***, I can't talk to you, I'm all out of Tamiflu

    Stranger: Disconncted

    Then I realised I'd mixed up Mexico and Brazil?

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  • L
    Beginner April 2007
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    Same here lolls.

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  • Dr Doo.Little
    Beginner May 2007
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    ?

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  • Little.Miss-Scatterbrain
    Beginner September 2009
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    I keep getting strangely nervous and dont know what to type. someone did ask if i was simonbob though!

    x

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