Don't read this if you have addictive tendencies.

Mr JK, it's definitely a conversational killer:

I have someone who has a 9 month old boy, is it you londonbride? ?

ETA Wahh it is too!

This is brilliant!

I'm currently having a rather one sided conversation with a chap in Russia who is obsessed with my age:

I've been typing "Are you a Hitcher" as an opener and getting much confusion in retirn. We ought to have a secret code opener.

"Are you a satin lover" would be appropriate!

Yes roobarb its me. how funny

I'm having a very interesting conversation with some turkish man he's telling me about his degree he is studying for. He wants to come and visit bless!!

It appears that the John Barnes England rap is also a conversational no-go:

Then they disconnected. I was just getting to the good bit

Wahahahaha Sare I tried, but made a typo and asked someone 'Love stain?' so I disconnected.

Mr. L. is now back from his run and I think disapproves.

Eww..pervy

In fact, I'm deleting that, it's just wrong

Someone has just welcomed me to MrDs and asked for my order. I've asked him if he's Glider.

Oh no weirdy turkish man is asking my full name sohe can look me up on facebook, i sort of l lied about my age and said i was single might be time to disonnect

I'm having a surprisingly interesting chat about linguistics with a mad Irishman.

Russian sex maniac has now turned into rather a decent sort and we're having a conversation about cars (of which I know less than nothing!) I still suspect its because he thinks I'm 23, blonde and gorgeous (which I'm very very not!)

I was speaking to a russian earlier - ask him if he has two girlfriends but only loves one, and will hate leaving her to go to uni! say hi from me if it's him

i spoke to a nice chinese person who was writing a report and said that it's sunny because God wants everyone to have a nice weekend, and I was entitled to choose to mess around on the internet rather than do my work if I wanted.

there are a lot of crazy sex fiends out there. i spoke to one man from london who asked if i'd been sucking *** all day to get over my hangover. i told him to sod off and disconnected...

Well I tried to kill the conversation:

Is it ONE?

Are me and londonbride the only Hitchers to have "got" each other so far then?

I like this one -

MooMoo, I disconnected, I got bored!

I want to find a Hitcher!

I'm fed up with the opening line being Hi. Liven it up a little.

I had one starting with 'Meow', which livened things up for a bit. I replied 'squeak', and got 'where are you squeaking from?', so I replied 'a small hole in the skirting board' and got disconnected.

But at least it was different.

Bloody hell, I've found a sane person.

eta I wondered whether it was a hitcher and slipped in a coded hitched message but they didn't bite.

Every time I put my real age they disconnect straight away ?

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: r u girl?

You: I am are you a rabbit?

Stranger: sure Stranger: where r u from?

You: Excellent I've always wanted to chat to a rabbit!

You: Do you get sick of eating carrots?

Stranger: i dont if carrots r fresh

Does anyone know what ASL means? I've had three people saying "asl?".

Erm I just got this WTF?

Hello, this is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.


We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide

Oh no, I'm now speaking to a really sweet 14 year old from Finland but it feels a bit wrong as I have a son that age! I've started asking him about school.... like I'm his mother or something!

Wonder if anyone can find another hitcher like we did with oceangram??

What does the last sentence even mean?