Don't read this if you have addictive tendencies.

Age, sex & Location.

I asked someone what this meant, after replying with msn & ttfn

Stargazer, did it say Stranger: at the beginning of that?

I told an eleven year old off for giving out his details on the internet!

Stargazerlily, I wouldn't worry, its probably someone messing around.

Yes, sorry I should have made clear - it was obviously someone trying to wind me up!

I'm now talking to some random swedish person who I have found out is probably aboout 12 but is really sweet, it does feel abit wrong though!

Mrs Cee, I know what you mean! I've just disconnected from the 14 year old Finnish boy I was chatting to, he was so sweet. I think he was just trying to practice his English.

Wow La P, thats fab!

hmm now we are talking about whether he should go to uni or not, i daren't ask his age, he might be younger than 12. Its weird because all the previous conversations with other internet weirdys have been pervy!

I can't get on there anymore...

Everytime someone put asl? I normally write 56/m/laos, and watch them disconnect

IPx

I got rid of young swedsh boy, I'm now speaking to Brazilian who wants to visit england to see Harry Potter's castle!? and is 14!!

I asked if someone liked satin, was told i was a perv and then that i was a moron!

Try changing the 'i' to an 'a'.

Admittedly, that might not tamp down on the perviness, but you might get a different kind.

Ok now I am disussing the jonas brothers with a 14 year old brazilian girl who is sad that she didn't get tickets to see them! I am having to pretend that I am a huge fan too!

Are they some kind of popular beat combo?

Why is everyone on there so young? ?

Oh my, I think I have a live normal one!!!!!

? fecking genius.

i think they are, she made me feel very old kept asking me if I'd heard of there songs had to pretend i had

I'me having a very sweet conversation with a French guy who is tolerating my school girl french

I'm trying to code messages with oceangram...

My live one is normal and I want to marry him and have his babies :-)

Right I am beginning to feel like an old grandma everyone is 12

OMG I'm addicted already...

I forgot what the code was and then was halfway through a conversation with quite the sanest person I've met on this site, when she came out with:

La P - we should do!

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this, especially after drinking wine ? I have spoken to someone from Canada which was going well until it turned out to be 17 year old Brad ? I now feel like a right cradle snatcher.

I'm now having a bizarre conversation about being a cow!

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I assume it was a hitcher then?

Yes, but I'll let her out herself first.

Mind you, it would have been funny if it had been some weirdo cloth fetishist. Or if I'd completely failed to pick up on the reference.