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paulapants
Beginner September 2004

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paulapants, 2 May, 2009 at 22:43

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www.omegle.com transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you buy monkey!? You: i buy monkey! You: big monkey? Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE! Your...

www.omegle.com

transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you buy monkey!?
You: i buy monkey!
You: big monkey?
Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Much amusement to be had.
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  • Rosencrantz
    Rosencrantz ·
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hay
    You: is what horses eat
    You: what I meant was
    You: hey
    Stranger: sakin ol
    You: satin?!
    You: Hitched Bingo?
    You: get in!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    So near yet so far!!
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  • Tillybean
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    I am going to have to keep going until I get my HItched bingo. Damn!! I have to get up in 6 hours for work!!!!

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  • Tabs
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    I daren't look at this photo ...

    ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello
    Stranger: Hiii
    Stranger: do you want to see a french dick ?
    You: yes please
    Stranger: asl ?
    You: i'm still waiting ...
    You: are you full of empty promises?
    Stranger: nop, but i just want to know u r age and gender
    You: 19/f/london
    Stranger: cool, i'm 22
    Stranger: do you have msn N
    You: nope
    Stranger: do you have pics ?
    You: nope. I'm still waiting for your pic though
    Stranger: http://uppix.net/2/a/a/c857ef906d5ce0edbafa5dfd81cf4.jpg
    Stranger: here it is
    You have disconnected.
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  • clair_de_lune
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    clair_de_lune ·
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    Stranger: Hoii
    You: Please don't be a weirdie
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • (
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    Lovely to speak to you mrs cee

    i should be doing work, but i'm so idle

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  • Gryfon
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    Well I thought I was going to have a normal conversation:

    Stranger: to save you from wasting your time, i'm a boy
    You: ok
    You: under 16?
    Stranger: lol no
    Stranger: 18
    Stranger: why?
    You: lol
    Stranger: haha
    You: thought boys were all under 16
    Stranger: all i wanna do is have a normal conversation
    You: ah
    You: yeah find the normality out there
    You: it seems very lacking
    Stranger: indeed
    You: there are some strange people out there
    Stranger: pedos...
    You: I was normal the last time I looked
    You: yeah, very strange!
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: wanna chat?
    Stranger: about normal things?
    You: go for it...what do you want to chat about Smiley smile
    Stranger: ok so i fucked this horse once...
    Stranger: and when i was about to come...
    Stranger: he kicked me in the balls...
    Stranger: any tips?
    You: um cut his feet off?
    Stranger: *** yeah...
    Stranger: thanks man...
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  • Hoobygroovy
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    Aw, you should look. He was obviously very pleased to be talking to you. ?

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  • Mr JK
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    I did - there's absolutely no evidence that it's French. At the very least he should have put a small beret on top, and draped onions around the nether regions.

    (Incidentally, for those who haven't given in to temptation, the picture is quite spectacularly NSFW, assuming you're working on a Sunday evening. Like I should be)

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  • Tabs
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    Waaaaahhh I have clicked on the link ?

    I should have carried on chatting with him ?

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  • (
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: do you have a preference in cloth?
    Stranger: yeah i like satin
    Stranger: u?
    You: yes!!!
    You: i'm a satin lover
    You: do you know what crime zippy perpetrated?
    Stranger: ?
    You: zippy the cat
    Stranger: ??
    You: ah well.
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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
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    I found a Hitcher, but they wouldn't say who they were ?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    Waah!

    I've been chatting to this English guy for half an hour about random stuff, and we've finally ended up on oral sex with hamsters..... at my instigation....i am a perv

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  • (
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    How odd! are you still out there?

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  • Mrs Cee
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    Ok who was the hitcher who i just spoke to??

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  • Drunken Castaway
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    I've only found Joflake!!

    I want to find more hitchers lol

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    I may have persuaded the hamster shagging guy random stranger to join this thread.

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  • Melilot
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    You: Do you like satin?

    Stranger: i like facking

    Stranger: whit some horny girls

    Stranger: do want fack whit me
    You: Not so much


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  • clair_de_lune
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    Oh fark. The last time someone did that we ended up with Sanrio.

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    This bloke seems quite normal, well i mean he likes hamster porn, but maybe he'll have something in common with Glider

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  • clair_de_lune
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    ? Poor glider.

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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
    Luthien ·
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    I don't think we should recruit through this thing ?

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  • clair_de_lune
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    I've still not found a hitcher ?

    I have just found someone who believes me to be god though. He is a pirate.

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  • Melilot
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    Stranger: swedish? (:
    You: Meatballs?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    How rude!
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  • Tillybean
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    Hum. This is what one person sent me:

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    ARYAN SYMBOL OF GOOD LUCK AND JOY

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half talking to a stranger, He said he may pop onto Hitched at some point so just in case Hamster Shagging Guy turns out to be a nutter, I apologise in advance.

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  • Rosencrantz
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    Bingo! Pops ?

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  • clair_de_lune
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    She was mentioned on the reminscing thread, I think someone is in touch with her. Not sure how she is though.

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  • Tillybean
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    I think someone is in touch with her through the Photo A Day thing...

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I'm talking to an "illegal gardener from South Florida". I think we've established that's cannabis and from what he's saying, he's probably trying his latest crop while typing ...

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  • Rosencrantz
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: m/16 wants cam 2 cam with a girl
    You: I think I am old enough to be your mother
    You: and that would be wrongity wrong
    Stranger: how old are yoU?
    You: 34
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: i love mature ladies
    You: lol!
    Stranger: webcam?
    You: oh sweetie, I think my husband would be cross
    You: thank you for making my evening though!
    Brilliant!
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  • Kaz_76
    Beginner September 2003
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    You: hitch?
    Stranger: yes.
    You: marry me?
    You: i have something to confess but need to know you wont take it any further...
    You: I love...
    You: satin
    You: do u?
    Stranger: not my favorite material. but work on it.
    You: u work with it? cool
    You: are u a satin lover?
    Stranger: *** no.
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    Dedicated November 2002
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    Argh. I have a manic depressive from Poland. I feel too sorry for him to disconnect. Why meeee? I want a hitcher!

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