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paulapants
Beginner September 2004

Don't read this if you have addictive tendencies.

paulapants, 2 May, 2009 at 22:43

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www.omegle.com transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you buy monkey!? You: i buy monkey! You: big monkey? Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE! Your...

www.omegle.com

transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you buy monkey!?
You: i buy monkey!
You: big monkey?
Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Much amusement to be had.
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405 replies

  • Kaz_76
    Beginner September 2003
    Kaz_76 ·
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    You: hitch?
    Stranger: good movie
    You: i have something to confess
    You: i love...
    You: satin
    You: do u?
    Stranger: like the devil or like the clothing material?
    waaaaah
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  • Foo
    Beginner June 2014
    Foo ·
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    Does anyone else feel a bit aggrieved when they get disconnected? I just got disconnected by a teenager in California after showing polite interest in her tedious Katy Perry story. The cheek! ?

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  • Rosencrantz
    Rosencrantz ·
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    Open a second chat window and keep searching!

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  • W
    Beginner
    Wicket ·
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    I got:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi!
    Stranger: Wanna wank?

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
    Doughnut ·
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    I chatted to an 18 year old boy after reading this last night. He wanted fashion advice ?

    ? Nice ***!

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  • Kaz_76
    Beginner September 2003
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    and then...?

    ?

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  • L
    Dedicated November 2002
    Lizbeth ·
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    Same here - i was 20 years older than hm, tho, and then he said his mother was calling and he had to go. bless.

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  • H
    Beginner January 2008
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    It would appear that Hamster Shagging Guy was somehow offensive to the sensibilities of hitched.co.uk. So, I have changed my name to purely "Shagging Guy" in the hope this will work!

    Only joking, the name chosen is "Hamster Guy", but can I please state - I have no interest in shagging hamsters or in hamster porn.

    Thanks.

    And it's ok, I'm quite normal really. I might even take a look around the website.

    Lee.

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  • bettyb
    Beginner July 2006
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    I got someone who said ' first one to disconnect is a fag'. So I thought fair enough, I will talk just cos I aint no fag. The 2 mins later they disconnected, hmph !

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  • Luthien
    Beginner June 2007
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    I knew all the Hamster shagging stuff would be Sare <shaking head sadly> she's a wrong un </shaking head sadly>

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  • Tabs
    Beginner
    Tabs ·
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    So close ...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: Hi
    You: Do you have a cloth preference?
    Stranger: yes...
    You: What is it?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Tillybean
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    You: do you have a cloth of choice that lifts your heart up high
    Stranger: i'm sorry i'm distracted
    Stranger: i'm currently writing a paper in spanish
    Stranger: i love silk
    Stranger: it feels splendid on my testicles
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  • Tabs
    Beginner
    Tabs ·
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    ?

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  • W
    Beginner
    Wicket ·
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    I got Marmite!

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  • Michpuss
    Rockstar May 2004
    Michpuss ·
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    Yay - Hitched Bingo....

    I've been chatting to Sare!

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  • M
    Beginner
    Marmite ·
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    Hi Dumblespud - how funny was that! It took me about 30 attempts with strange weirdos to finally get a hitched person!!

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
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    All I'm getting is text speak and a lot of abuse! ?

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
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    Just tried again, it was ***:

    You: hello
    Stranger: hooooooooooi
    You: whatsup?
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: Smiley tongue
    Stranger: and you
    You: how boring!!
    Stranger: wats borring
    You: ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I wanted pictures of c0cks ?
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  • W
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    Wicket ·
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    H2B told me to put Big Floppy Donkey Dick - Mr 'wanna wank' then disconnected.. ?

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  • Dr Doo.Little
    Beginner May 2007
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    I can't get a hitcher. One guy did ask me if I would be capable of intelligent conversation. Cheeky ***.

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  • ashke_again
    Beginner
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    I've not found a hitcher yet... think i had more luck with oceangram....

    J

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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
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    Stranger: hello
    You: Satin?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • catwoman
    Beginner July 2005
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    My first go was a Hitcher! Since then I've had two really lovely Dutch people...a guy (Jurgen) and a girl (Margot) - both 19, both great conversation! He left me to go hunting for Swedish beauties....[:'(]

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  • Drunken Castaway
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    Yayayaya - got my 2nd hitcher!!!

    Hi Han?

    J xx

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  • Melilot
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    Melilot ·
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    I haven't found a hitcher either.

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  • Rosencrantz
    Rosencrantz ·
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: horny girl??
    You: are you the dark elves guy?
    You: I am a girl but I'm a bit tired, do you mind if we just cuddle?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: ok
    You: stop taking all the duvet
    You: its chilly
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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    Hamster Shagging Guy!

    Nice to see you. Ignore Loof, I'm normal really.

    Have you found the pretty dresses yet?

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  • Michpuss
    Rockstar May 2004
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    It took me about the same - I was asking everyone about their fabric preferences. I'm sure everyone thought I was a pervert.

    And then Sare popped up ?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
    Consuela Banana Hammock ·
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    It appears the person from the Netherlands I'm currently talking to is still in school. I might have to disconnect. This feels a bit wrong ...

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  • L
    Dedicated November 2002
    Lizbeth ·
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    I had a dutch schoolgirl earlier.

    That sounds really wrong doesn't it

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  • HanB
    Beginner June 2004
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    Yay! Hi DC, i cant believe i replied to your Satin? With omg yes!

    x

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  • B
    Beginner October 2007
    Bridget F ·
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: satin?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I'm guessing not a hitcher then
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