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paulapants
Beginner September 2004

Don't read this if you have addictive tendencies.

paulapants, 2 May, 2009 at 22:43

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www.omegle.com transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you buy monkey!? You: i buy monkey! You: big monkey? Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE! Your...

www.omegle.com

transcript from conversation with random stranger tonight:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you buy monkey!?
You: i buy monkey!
You: big monkey?
Stranger: MONKEY NOT FOR SALE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Much amusement to be had.
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405 replies

  • Consuela Banana Hammock
    Consuela Banana Hammock ·
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    There do seem to be a lot of Dutch people on the site this evening. I really ought to disconnect but this person is being so polite and seems to like practising English.

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
    Doughnut ·
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    ?

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  • Curly Girly
    Beginner May 2004
    Curly Girly ·
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    Does anyone speak Turkish and can tell me what satin translates to?

    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: turk? Smiley laugh
    You: satin?
    Stranger: neyi satin?
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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
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    The site has been invaded by young boys it seems ?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
    Consuela Banana Hammock ·
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    Well I didn't find a Hitcher but my young Dutch friend was very talkative and sweet. Probably 30 years younger than me but hey! ?

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  • B
    Beginner October 2007
    Bridget F ·
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    Stranger: (: from?
    You: oh, you look so sad - what's up?
    You: or maybe it's just your eyebrows
    You: are your eyebrows ok?
    Stranger: Smiley surprise!
    Stranger: shut up...monobrow!
    You: ah ok - that must be tricky
    You: some satin would fix that
    Stranger: hahaha xD
    You: oh you have such an expressive face
    Stranger: 8D <<<that's when i'm real excited
    You: as opposed to fake excited?
    Stranger: no...*realy
    Stranger: *realy
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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
    Doughnut ·
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    You: satin?
    Stranger: are you trying to say 'satan'?
    You: no, satin, the material
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: love satin
    You: seriously?
    You: you are a satin lover?
    Stranger: satin worshipper
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  • M
    Beginner
    Marmite ·
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    I have another Hitched bingo - hello Doughnut!!! How funny! I like this game!

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  • ashke_again
    Beginner
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    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: are you there?
    Stranger: my name is Josh "twilight" Stevens.You are?
    You: going.... bye
    Stranger: good
    You have disconnected.


    waaahhhhhh ?
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  • Melilot
    Beginner
    Melilot ·
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    And still no hitchers! Just lots of turkish men.

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  • monkey fingers
    Beginner
    monkey fingers ·
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    So close You: satin Stranger: jesus You: zippy? Stranger: Zippo? You: towels? Stranger: no! They disconnected!

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    I've just got French *** guy and he's given me a different one

    http://uppix.net/a/0/9/aef047cbbf1cd1681b831dc203219.jpg

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  • Gryfon
    Gryfon ·
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    Hmmm thought I had one...but I don't think so now ☹️

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
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    Was that you?! Ha ha!

    Is anyone in the US talking to me about Lindsay Lohan and drugs?!

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    I've told French *** Guy his pictures are on a website and he's desperate to know which one. I'm not telling him!

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
    Consuela Banana Hammock ·
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    I keep getting really quiet people who never know what to say. I could do with some witty conversation but am failing miserably. Why do they always ask where you're from? <yawn icon>

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  • Maxi
    Beginner February 2008
    Maxi ·
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Are you a satin lover?
    Stranger: john connor?
    You: Nice to meet you John, what do think of satin?
    Stranger: SARAH CONNOR?
    You: Ah, there are two of you, what do you both think of satin?
    You: I like satin
    You: It feels nice
    Stranger: SKYNET
    Stranger: JOHN CONNOR
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: SARAH CONNOR?
    You: Is skynet a type of satin?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Ah pity, I liked John/Sarah ?
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  • Michpuss
    Rockstar May 2004
    Michpuss ·
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    ? It would have been safer to have stayed chatting to me!

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    He was the next one I got Michpuss

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  • Doughnut
    Beginner June 2008
    Doughnut ·
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    I think the *** guy is taking advantage of the perspective more than anything else ?

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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
    clair_de_lune ·
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    Does anyone keep getting a url for the same site?

    I'm still chatting to my pirate in another window ?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    Hmph. FCG won't speak to me because I don't have naked pictures of myself.

    Stranger: but you dont have msn, no pics, and I'm not sure you would be a good conversation partner Smiley smile

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  • L
    Dedicated November 2002
    Lizbeth ·
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    Ask the french guy if he just had a rather sweet conversation about older women...?

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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
    clair_de_lune ·
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    You: Satin? Is that you?
    Stranger: are you the batman one ahgain?Smiley smile))
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  • Melilot
    Beginner
    Melilot ·
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    I have a really grumpy swedish guy who doesn't think he should talk to people with lower IQs than he has, and his way of judging this is on whether people find Ben Stiller funny or like Britney Spears.

    OK...

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  • Mr JK
    Beginner
    Mr JK ·
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    Yes, I'm sensing a wide-angle lens and a carefully-chosen camera position. Perhaps one of the Hitched photographers like NickJ or Puss could offer their expert opinion?

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  • Drunken Castaway
    Drunken Castaway ·
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    Ok I am addicted!!!!

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    well, he's offering to add me so I can see him on webcam so perhaps in the flesh we can decide?

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  • paulapants
    Beginner September 2004
    paulapants ·
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    Ohhhh. What have I done?

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  • Consuela Banana Hammock
    Consuela Banana Hammock ·
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    I should have gone to bed HOURS ago .... H is going to wonder what on earth I'm doing down here ...

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  • clair_de_lune
    Beginner
    clair_de_lune ·
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    The last two people have pulled me up on my spelling of satan. ?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
    Sare ·
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    Stranger: Hi chick
    You: how do you know i'm a chick?
    Stranger: are u?
    You: might be
    Stranger: I'm jerk off
    You: i'm chick with a dick. can i jerk off too
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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