Dont Tell The Bride: Roll Call

Me! Have popcorn freshly popped and a Kopperberg cider so I'm a happy bunny!

The stag do is more important than the hen do?!?! how?!? why?!?

I think £38 for the hen when spending £1700 on the stag is totally thoughtless.

Ive done the subcrawl 3 times and its fun but no way would I want it for my hen night

Why did they all take their pants off!!?? ?

Oh my god - I would freak out if this was my wedding! A nose cake, a skydive- seriously??? Good god in heaven the poor cow!

This reminds me of the vegas one- it's a car crash waiting to happen

At least he got the best mate there

This guy is just selfish to me. Totally selfish. He is actually making me and my H2B mad!!!!

Oh my god - I would freak out if this was my wedding! A nose cake, a skydive- seriously??? Good god in heaven the poor cow!

spending more than 10% of the budget getting her best friend over from Aus has just redeemed him a bit in my eyes!! that was mega-sweet!

They are always doing it like this, making the guy looking a total tool and then he always comes through in the end!

Nice touch with the bessie there!

Oh my god - I would freak out if this was my wedding! A nose cake, a skydive- seriously??? Good god in heaven the poor cow!

Did he? i am possibly slightly behind as watching on sky plus.

Eeek! Sorry about the spoiler!!

Ha ha no problem, think i'm only about 2 mins behind, its my own fault

She must have known!!! ?

She's actually doing it?? This is the most ridiculous DTTB ever

I thought that too Annie, I can't believe they're letting him go through with these ridiculious decisions.

I can't believe she jumped FFS!!

What the hell was the point in having her hair and make up done? And seriously using his budget to do up the venues toilets? I would kill him - what a (insert 4 letter word of your choice here)

OMG- again!!!!

I feel even worse for her now she's at that lovely castle and has no idea she will be at that reception I want to cry for her

But that's the thing, they are his decisions. It must be the wedding he wants, even if it's not the wedding she would want. Plus they get £12k that they may not have otherwise had.

Good on her for jumping!!

I take back what I said earlier!!! This guy is never going to redeem himself!

I'm a few minutes behind so excuse the late comment but COME ON! She must have knew that was going to happen???? Surely! You would never jump unless you actually wanted to do that???

"why do I get the feeling you are not happy"

best quote of the show!!

The cake looks like a willy from above....?

The worst part is his thought process of "I love the miners and you love Christmas" is something my OH would follow to a T- I repeat what I said earlier I'm sooooo glad I'm wedding planning!!

I do think if you were applying to go on DTTB you would have a conversation about your dream wedding before going through with the show, I get that you can have no imput but surly the groom would have some idea?

Those toilet seats are erm....interesting

Even though she says she's pleased - it really doesn't seem like she is and that basically he had the day he wanted I would kill my OH if he had ours at our local boozer/working mans club even if it was his favourite pub. I would have put on a brave face in front of everyone but still hated it and i still can't get over the nose cake.

I had to change my recording to the late night repeat cos OH wanted us to watch Monsters v Aliens lol