DTTB 23/10

14k! he even borrowed an additional 2k.

the topless sunbathing wedding witnesses are what made it for me haha xx

Uber tacky! You knew it was going to be bad when he said "it's going to be mental". I'm getting married in Cyprus and this has made me sway towards the ceremony at a town hall rather than the beach.

Well we got married in a beach hut used a temporary beach chapel, but the wedding planner made sure the beach was cleared of people before I walked down. She said they could ask holidaymakers to move away, but we may have locals in the background. That wasn't a huge problem, and as it happened the beach was completely clear. We had an audience from the pool 100m or so away, but that was far enough not to matter.

If I'd thought I'd have had to marry on a crowded beach I'd have had to have a rethink.

Haha especially with topless sunbathers!

BBB your pictures make it look like you are 100 miles from anyone! just gorgeous

our weddings done through the hotel and they have their own bit of the beach for weddings so regular guests cant just wander in/see the wedding.. so aslong as my sister in law doesnt turn up topless, were safe !!

xx

As much as it is about marrying the man you love, and I have always been an advocate of 'the vows are the getting married, the rest is window dressing' attitude, I'm not sure I could marry him if that ws the start to married life he wanted, basically a chance to act like a teenager and party. He'd be suffering for the next few years until he organised a nice renewal of vows for me I think. The worst part is I'd be gutted to not even be married on my wedding day.

Well he completely messed it up and got it completely wrong. BUT I think she, and her mum took it the chin and dealt with it in a very good natured way. The only time you could see she wasn't happy at all was when they got to the reception and even then she really reigned it in. I thought she was very dignified and a good sport under great provocation unlike some of the others who got better. Bet the producers were gutted. I loved the BM who thought it was all great including the buffet that's the kind of BM you need.

I couldn't ever have had her attitude towards it all, I wouldn't want to marry someone who didn't have a clue of what I would want - which, like her, certainly wouldn't have been anything like that! She did very good in putting on a smile, good luck to her!

What a horrific episode, I actually found it hard to watch it was so ridiculous!. She had a great attitude and I'm pleased she liked it, I'm really not sure I could have done it with naked people gawping at me.

And i think he wins hands down for worst dress buying decisions. The first, I would wear to bed, the second was just awful in every way, especially her boobs hanging out. And as for him in a polo shirt and shorts...

I think you could tell she was not impressed, I can't help but think when the cameras where off she was like WTF have you done! I wouldn't have been impressed.

Okay, my H2B said it was sweet he's thinking let's go back to the place we had our first holiday but I said, it was also the place he spoke about burying her puke on a daily basis and what a disaster it was.

I'm sure he only picked it so he could have the opportunity to be on telly in his speedo's as much as possible.

Her dress was horrible, she had her boobs hanging out and that BM keep going on about what a fab meal she's had and how lovely her dress was (do you think he bribed her with some of the fund?)

I felt sad for her, it wasn't the sophisticated do she was after but at the end of the day the outcome was the same...ish....eventually in England

I think this was worse than the Vegas one. £14k for Shagaluff and kebabs AND to not even be legally married!! Then when you do come back home to get actually married its in a other pub!!

He wasted his budget on flights (£7k????), slutty dresses for both Bride and BM's, a pub venue and kebab food.

Haha BBB please don't compare yours to that! I've seen your report. Your wedding was amazing and classy. This was a disaster. She was such a good sport though.

He got them into 2k debt

He wrote on the wall - this would have driven me mental

The dress was awful the sundress would have been better

Bm dresses were awful.

He chose a place where she ha spent the whole time being sick last time

Food an venue were cheap and tacky

Legal ceremony looked thrown together and tired as they were in the same clothes.

Loved the BM who thought everything was brilliant though!!

It was a blackboard painted wall. They probably made it for their daughter. In every other way, though, what a disaster!

I feel a bit sorry for him, he obviously thought it would be romantic to take her back and give her the romantic holiday she never had, then realised it would cost all his money and it wouldn't even be a legal wedding but couldn't think of any other ideas/was forced by producers to stick to it! 2k in debt though, how can she forgive him for that?

Deff this!!!

Faebelle- my other half would love to get married in polo top and shorts!