Even worse version of a Hitched Crime

Not sure if ours are sexy, more loaded and well turned out.

One of the deputy heads of the school I worked at last year had a baybeh during the school year (tsk, inconsiderate), came back to work until the end of July, when she was leaving for good. On the last day, she went to every year group assembly and told them she was leaving to be a 'yummy mummy', then, at the achingly dire staff end of year meeting, she told us, 'All I've ever wanted is to be a yummy mummy. And now I will be.' ? Bleurgh.

She isn't even that yummy ?

This morning, silver micra, Glasgow airport carpark 2, "Only a b i t ch like me would love a b a s t a r d like him".

For the love of Mike, whyyyyyyyyyy??? ?