Facebook Statuses

Urghhhh! As long as she picks it up when she takes it for walks.

I might start taking photos of Maverick's runny carpet poos.

One of my friends had a baby last week and posted the obligatory pic / status on Facebook.

I replied with "Congratulations! Still, not as impressive as what I squeezed out this morning..."

I think you should respond with some heavy sarcasm, as per your original post.

Everyone knows I'm a crazy puppy mummy but this takes it too far!

No one has commented, though she does have 2 likes.

Why the hell would you like a status about poo?

Eugh. Too many people like to over share on Facebook! The younger sister of someone l went to school with is the queen of over sharing and using Facebook like a counsellor. My best friend who is a mental health nurse actually nearly contacted her a while ago to see if she needed any help.

Would you like a status on the poo my baby has?

lol

I was just about to update that my dog just licked all the yogurt out of my dish whilst I put it on the floor to turn my back for 30 seconds!

That has tickled me!! What a dick haha

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Some people share way too much! why do they think people are interested!

Ha, now considering describing Henry's bowel movements may as well take it up a notch.

Why would anyone feel the need to share that sort of thing?!

I hate status' like these ?
Forever seeing people talk about their babys projectile vomiting and them having upset stomachs and had an "exploding nappy" etc...just no need for these sort of things to be said over the net, don't know whats wrong with some people. I usually come across these when i'm eating as well n gets me more angry ?

Disgusting!

I have a friend on FB who posted three times last night about her toddler's vomiting patterns and how good she was getting at catching it ?

I've hidden her from my newsfeed now.

I dont know what stati annoy me the most, those too much info ones, or the vaguebooking ones such as " Someone will get their commupence" or " one day certain people will realise" and the people who comment underneath " whats up hunny?"

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And then of course they either don't reply or respond with "I'll PM you hun" ?

Most FB statuses seem to annoy me at the moment. Perhaps I'm just miserable?