Favourite insult

Fcukwit or nobber

Cnutchops has always been a favourite. Fcukwit is also good. Twat.

On the less offensive side, I like nobber and twunt. Oh, and "ocean-going loon" is good too.

I like the plain and simple "cock". Said with the right emphasis and a veeeery slight pause before it can have a great impact.

Muthafcuka and b@stard

and nobhead

(i still don't know how to swear [:I])

Twunt, cnutchops, are the the two I use most.

There are several others but they are for special people only.

Tit...

Putrid whiner - its clean but to the point.

cunt - simple is as simple does

A plain and simple cnut does it for me. Or tool for less offensive moments.

quote:Originally posted by Mrs Jess
I'm liking cnutchops at the moment.

id="quote">now, this is a new one on me, and yet seems widely known & acknowledged as a mighty insult, how has this passed me by?

I like cuntface.

quote:Originally posted by NickJ
I like cunt on face.

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yes we know that, G&T was talking about insults

And for telling people to get stuffed I am currently liking "fuck the fuck off. ..... And stay there!" But i can't remember who that came from.

quote:Originally posted by Pikasue

quote:Originally posted by NickJ
I like cunt on face.

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yes we know that, G&T was talking about insults

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???

Fuckwit or bellend. Although my choice of preferred insult often changes.

Fanny batter as a "oh shit"

Fuckfeatures as an under my breath insult, no idea why ?

Plum.

Nice and simple but always makes me giggle. ?

Or Tool.

quote:Originally posted by Flowery the Grouch
And for telling people to get stuffed I am currently liking "fuck the fuck off. ..... And stay there!" But i can't remember who that came from.

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I picked up that one last time we did this thread. I also liked 'I hope your next shit's a hedgehog' but can't remenmber who it came from.

Mrs Winkle, please may I borrow your 'ocean-going loon'? Marvellous ?

Festering turd burglar is the current one.

H and me have insult competitions [:I]?

I have 2 at the minute....they are:

c@ck juggling thundercnut, and

'you were a cum stain till your mum rolled over on it'

Someone used 'Fucktard' on here, which I thought was both good and appalling in equal measure.

Knobjockey is always good.

Fcukwit and "as thick as pig ****"

quote:Originally posted by jules cat girl
Fcukwit and "as thick as pig ****"

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I use "dont give a flying pig ****" ?

Dicknosh...someone at work says it

Twat has to be my most widely used, or cunt.