Favourite insults

'Twat'

I was using it for years before I heard it on the TV!

I'm quite fond of 'tosser'.

Prick is my current favourite! Twat is a good one too. I rather like knob jockey, but don't use that much!

Knob jockey is my favourite - I use it all the time!

Bellend slips out occasionally too (no pun intended).

Cockweasel is a particular favourite of mine, along with fucknuts!

Pooflon.

When OH and I were in Peru we met a girl who had invented the word and was on a one-woman campaign to get it into every day use and into the dictionary. We don't think she was successful, but it stuck with us and 7 years later we still use it to describe people (or each other) who piss us off.

I'm really annoyed at myself as I keep calling people "poo head". I don't even know how or why I started it. I go through phases of using one particular insult all the time and then I move on to the next.

I call OH sh*t face or f*ck face a lot, meant affectionately of course! Hmm, I think I have issues.

Twunt. But I can't say swear words in front of the niece and nephews so turnip is a favourite of mine.

Yep. Wanker is another favourite.

Ar*e hole. Call other half it all of the time, or anyone I like.

I'm ashamed to say I have loads which include but are not limited to...

Knob jockie, cow bag, lawro, doorknob, twatface, and my favourite reserved for those who truly pee me off (please don't judge me) c**t nugget.

Twonk and twallock

D!ckhead is my favourite when meant in a "loving" way haha!! when people actually p me off it's prick!

My fav for OH is 'your such a dick'

but anyone else it's a Douchebag!

*** off and get tossed

bellend

cuntflaps

*** juggling thundercunt

wanker

D!ck, tw@t, bellend, c*nt.

It depends on what the issue is and the person who has done it, so apart from the usual d!ck, tw@t, bellend, c*nt, kn*bhead etc. we get a bit more descriptive.

One of my recent faves was my best mate (also a collegue) was having a rant about a pr!ck 'whose girlfriend's heels were bigger than his kn0b'.

W a n k s t a i n is a common one out of my mouth....