I am sad to report that I'm waiting for my first home delivery from Asda. *sighs*
How I yearn for my Ocado days once more. They text you to tell you when they'll be there, right down to what your little van is called. They bring you a paper or some chocolate and if you flutter your eyelashes enough they even help you put your shopping away. I ❤️ Ocado.
Fear not, folks, I shall bounce back to Ocado-dom soon and that free bar of Green & Blacks will be mine once more, mwahahahaha!
Share your 'downgrades' here for a bit of lighthearted, tongue-firmly-in-cheek fun.
GO!
Before any little tantrums, there's nowt wrong with shopping at Asda (they sell powdered *** soup in the Caribbean aisle, after all!), it's only silly.