**GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST RANT THREAD**

So THATS where you have been then Spangles, have missed ya!

Oh...... and my 'ellipses' are longer than 3 dots and I dont give a monkeys ass.

I dont think 'Ooo I'll insert an ellipse at this point', I type dots cause I want to...... simple as. I'm not typing them for grammatical efficiency, i'm typing them to represent the thought processes in my head

No one can say that I dont think before I speak, which (speaking) is what I am essentially doing on here, regardless of whether you can hear me or not.

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Dear Ranty Masses,

Before I say the following, bear in mind I won lots of awards last year so I can't be that awful.

I didn't know those dotty things were called ellipses.

There, I said it.

Kind regards,

Stupid of Spangleshire.

Me either Spangles ?..... I've obviously led a sheltered life!

Ooh, more than 3! Controversial! ?

Love that song.....

'Once upon a time there were dots in my life,

and now theres only dots in the dark.

There's nothing you can say

a total ellipse from the heart'

I take it you don't agree with the new retirement laws then? ?

As for the old people comment, I got whacked by a trolley in Waitrose the other day by some ignorant old woman.