Get your popcorn ready ladies......

Want a wine mini? Might numb the pain

This I read the post ? and thought leave already.

Such a joke. What a load of twats/same person under a different username/members of the same Facebook group

All us regulars are click - y apparently too. !!

I've also now ended up commenting on another one where apparently OM's are scathing. Fecking ridiculous

Oh that was about me as well, I commented in her thread and another newbie calmed her down. Seems she gas got tiled up again!

Such a trouble maker mini one

I know! Who knew eh?! I must have done something to really piss tho one off- perhaps it was my damming insight on the thread asking for advice on vows? Or perhaps the one about cat knowledge?! Who knows?! I'm such a *** I forget who I have and haven't upset nowerdays.

Hey Rod how come you can get to say *** when hitched asterisked my `***' the other week lol?! Hmmmm favouritism eh???!! ;0)

It's cos I'm OM innit. Better than you haha! Joking of course

you can't say f u c k but can fucks fucking and fuckety. Clever eh?!

OMG wetting myself here now!!! So Rod gets to say F**k but I can't quote it??!!! And c*ck is more offensive???!!! Can I say I'm pissing myself here or not? I know, I'll press POST and see.......

Appazo(yea I went there) if you swear in italics that also works.

Yay!!! I swore on Hitched!!!! :0D

I find your swearing offensive.

Cocky off atb!

Click-y Bint

Classic!!! :0D xx

Hello bitter and twisted OMs with nothing else to do with your lives!! ?

I've ventured over here and found where mini called the twats, who were actually being offensive on the not-at-all-offensive thread about what people don't in weddings, twats! Got myself told off by the troll-type for getting that confused, in my defence her extreme levels of quoting made it nigh on impossible to work out what she was actually saying.

And as someone who lurks far more than posts on WP I find the OM perspective very helpful.

Bloody hell. I'm actually speechless at the sheer volume of twattery from some of the newbies over there. Those sort of threads are classic on WP! There have been at least two since I joined.

Humourless arseholes.

The parting shot is my fave from perfectbride/shelltoon/can't remover all the other names;

"I'm glad I'm not mini, it must be awful for my life to suck do bad I would have to spread my negativity everywhere'

do we reckon I can add that to my sig as well?!

Totally hillarious. Knickers in a twist or what.

Can't believe what I just read. ?

Only if you credit her initial username with it, and make sure it pops up on every google search for her......

I can't believe that soemone who appears to be trying to create a career on the Internet would engage in this.

Hillarious.

Can anyone find the best quite for me and pop it in here? An thinking of doing a sort of vote.

Let's hope they don't find that 'Unpopular Opinions' thread? ?

The one about your marriage being rubbish because you post on here too much was quite amusing.? But I can't be bothered to read through that whole thread again.

This was bugging me all the way through. Women not woman...

I'm guessing, due to the lack of any intelligence the "newbies" are school children who were up way past their bedtime. It is the Easter holidays after all.

Just noticed I've been neglecting my husband for over 2000 posts now. Do I get cake? Or a divorce?

A divorce cake?

I think space is healthy in a relationship. Would hate to be joined at the him to OH, as much as I love him. So that persons comment really pi$$ed me off.