Whilst watching this fascinating insight into the random workings of male minds last night I came up with a marvellous money spinning idea which was for the pieman to hire himself out as a gigolo.
He would be available for company on days out (museums a speciality), company through dinner (table manners may need some work first), foot rubs (this really is a forte of his), massage, hoovering & dusting whilst providing erudite conversation, and even cooking an evening meal.
so ladies of hitched, what do you think- any takers?
