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Hunry
Beginner May 2012

Good morning!

Hunry, 22 January, 2012 at 05:26 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 7

Hope you have all had a lovely lie in this Sunday morning!

Found some news for you this morning, scary stuff!



A 10-year-old girl has been eaten by a crocodile as her father watched on helplessly.

The child was swallowed by the giant saltwater reptile after it sprang from a river in Indonesia.

District official Victor Mado Waton said the victim was searching for turtles with her father and brother in East Nusatenggara province at the time of the tragedy.

Mr Waton said villagers found pieces of the girl's clothing several hours later but there was no sign of her body.

The girl's father was a few metres away when the reptile attacked but there was nothing he could do.

A joke for you...

A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr. Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!"

He says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're Mrs. Forsythe for a little while?

She says, "Oh, I'd like that."

He says, "Then get you own damn blanket."

Have a good Sunday! We are going for a walk this afternoon, and then having a curry tonight with friends...a treat in Korea!

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Latest activity by Mrs Whippy, 22 January, 2012 at 22:44
  • Hunry
    Beginner May 2012
    Hunry ·
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    Good luck for tomorrow! ?

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  • EmmaRose33
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    I think that crocodile thing could well be a pile of rubbish and the dad did something dodgy.

    Am I right in thinking this is a daily thing? Will I be expected to provide an interestinmg news story AND a joke? I'm rubbish with jokes.

    Anyone seen the story about a man who shot a 3 inch nail in to his head and didn't notice? He felt unwell a few days later and went to A&E where they x-rayed his head and found it. He's fine though.

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  • AmnesiaCustard
    Beginner June 2011
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    Good morning!

    Pleased England has no crocs. Not of the truly reptilian sort anyway!

    Today we are off to my grand-daughter's first birthday party, a Burns Night themed lunch with veggie haggis for me!

    Enjoy your Sunday all!

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  • *BigBird*
    Beginner April 2013
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    Morning!

    Scary stuff.

    I'm rubbish at jokes. Just asked Mr H to help me out, all the things he came out with are far too inaproppropriate for a Sunday morning!

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  • freckles87
    Beginner May 2013
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    Good luck for the new job Aroha!

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  • Mrs Whippy
    Beginner September 2012
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    Who wants to hear my crappy joke? Tis my favourite right now, and I've told everyone in real life!

    2 monkeys were sitting in the bath. One said;

    "oohh ooohh ah ah"

    The other said;

    "Well put some cold in then!"

    ?

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