As i'm writing this he's still snoring the duvet up n down!
He went on his stag do yesterday, they went go-karting then a curry n into town. i said i'd fetch them if he wanted me to but got a text at 1am saying 'go to bed' fair enough don't need telling twice. i then got a text at 2.15 asking me to set the spare bed up, 'right, who for, how long will u be?' not long i'll text you in the taxi.
4am he rolls in, his mate bangs on the door (i was awake anyway waiting for the text from the taxi!) they both fall in the door, told him he'd have to set the bed up himself as i was going back to bed. his mate decides he's sleeping on the settee, (didn't get undressed at all except shoes!). My h2b drags the dog off her duvet n takes it downstairs for his mate! i'm telling him he doesn't have to have the dogs duvet, we have clean ones and a sleeping bag! as he took the duvet downstairs i just heard a slip n 3 bumps, he'd fell down the stairs!
he then went to the loo, for some reason his mate decided to ring (at now about 4.15am!). went to loo this morning his phone was on the floor in front of the toilet where he left it! Asked him where they'd been, could only remember the club they'd been in, asked if he'd bit to strip club, 'don't think so, i can't remember!'
Must have been a good night then! had to share cos even tho it was 4am, i was in stitches at both of them!
