Harumph - Dress arrived but wrong bloomin size!

Well as it says really. Got the phone call, started to get all excited, then the owner said 'I have good news and bad news'. My little brain starts going into overdrive worrying about the 'bad' bit. Turns out, yes my dress had arrived only it's a very delicate size 8 that's rocked up and there is now way on earth, diet or no diet, that the old boobage would fit into an 8 ☹️ So, Got to wait until May now!!! Wedding in July so hoping and praying for no more **** ups. On the bright side, it does give me a couple of extra months to loose some more flab.